Spookulously Scary

I agree but hear me out, what if she good governor and should stay that

You’re not saying anything Tonysteve

The founder of Zabar’s died, yall must have been at the estate sale

scooby doo from the scooby doo cartoon is laughing with the word rehehe written below him . Alt: scooby doo from the scooby doo cartoon is laughing with the word rehehe written below him .

Reps in risarray!!

A screenshot (admittedly photoshopped) of Trump eating pasghetti in front of King Charles

File photo

"Let's do the fucking news."

Because he's the President of the Month™️

First it was Elon, then briefly it was Heggo and now Miller. (It will never, ever be Vance)

You would not call Tish James “General James” any more than you’d call Larry Krasner “District Krasner.”

Once again, the honorific of “attorney general” is *Attorney*, not *General*. So many journalists seem not to know this.

It’s his way of signaling he’s out of pens

Likely they will, in that they definitely have already

And there’s another one whose obvious similarity to a very popular movie from a few years ago pretty much ruins it. But it recovers quickly both times and the wraparound segment is a delight.

V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025)

Overall one of the most consistent of this series. A good variety of styles and tones, though there is one segment by a director whose work I’ve previously admired, that really shits the bed here

I would like to once again remind everybody that Joe Biden said “We finally beat Medicare” once and the all mainstream media coalesced to force him off the campaign

NFTs and it’s not close

*is being invoked

If Joey Lawrence or Keanu Reeves are being invoked, I might accept “woah” but not otherwise

Honestly, lateral move

I feel like we’re working our way toward Gal Gadot being replaced by Tilly Norwood

They’re gonna Winds of Winter the Fast & Furious series

Flatware and Silverware Technician (Dishwasher)

I’d ask what made Letterman think she was ever worth sponsoring but I fear I know the answer

Lot of antisemites crawling out of the crevices of bluesky tonight

You’re welcome to my attention on this matter

You don't know you've eaten your last grapefruit until it's too late

Writers of America getting lazy again

As a certain minority leader recently said: say it to my face.

Chappelle performing in Riyadh is pretty much the equivalent of Deborah Vance taking her residency in Singapore. It makes everything he does easier and therefore it neuters anything provocative he might land. It is so easy to go to another country and trash the U.S.

I’m glad Chappelle finds it so much easier to talk in Saudi Arabia, where his criticism of the U.S. has no stakes and carries no consequences and his most bigoted views get no pushback. Really brave stuff.

In the old days conservatives would have called this an apology tour.

“Okay, Stupid!!” is another