good hyuck, babe!

The Pope slowly turning up "Bad Company"

This is also weird because the example is "whispered softly" and the counterexample is "whispered harshly" but the example is extraneous because "whispered" carries with it an implication about volume. So they're not arguing with the actual example!!

what the fuck

someone's vaping weed at the dory fantasmagory book event

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if you haven't read it, daniel raeburn's The Imp had a really good issue about Chick, done up in the style of a Chick Tract
danielraeburn.com/the-imp.html

in their defense they don't pass out the homophobic ones but like. they're all pretty evil

there's a family in our neighborhood that passes out Chick tracts with the candy and every year when I fish them out of the bags and throw them away I'm like, man, this almost is kind of cool that my kids are getting this retro media experience except that these things DO fucking suck really bad

Sick ass fit with the fuligin cloak, scary torturers guild mask, and executioner’s sword, Terminus Est

It is possible I had some presentment of my Halloween costume…

severian (severa?) of the seekers of truth and penitence from book of the new sun

Now that I've locked this bandit up in a jail cell I can finally enjoy a little nap. Let me just clip these keys to my belt where they'll be nice and safe. Now, I'll kick back in my chair and put my feet up. As soon as I have a little honk shoo mimiimimi I'll feel right as rain

Croney Island

hey where do witches like to go on vacation

A full size bag of red vines

parents be sure to check your children's candy. some freak gave my daughter an entire pack of red vines. disgusting

AUSTIN POWERS: *in couples therapy* do i make you scorny baby. do i

it is kind of incredible that theres a constant theme in the x-files that like small town America is dying and life there is horrifically bleak

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

My favorite part of Halloween is going around the table and saying what we're all spooky for

God huge missed opportunity for me

I was like wait wait wait A CASE OF STRIPES??? and she SCREAMED "YESSS!!!!!"

oh my god holy shit I just got one of those groups of teenagers where it's like. a Mario hat, a scream mask, one slightly more involved Freddy Kruger girl, and then one girl in full pristine face paint and costume as the girl from the "A Case of Stripes" picture book

Ween logo

Happy All Hallow Ween, everyone

got the kids back from trick or treating, I'm on the porch handing out the last of the candy. three teen boys just walked up in overalls and one immediately goes "the harvest has been real bad this year dog you don't understand"

You're suggesting, like. A boxing day for halloween

"you've been a great audience!!! get home safe!!"

hey if you have never done it take ten minutes, preferably with someone else, and read Poe's The Raven aloud

Laments, by Laurel Premo 4 track album

new album from @laurelpremo.com is like extremely excellent atmospheric music for this evening

COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK

ANTON CHIGURH: *over the phone*