Siti 🤍

Power companies telling people to not use their air conditioners during a heat wave is like a grocery store telling people not to buy turkeys during Thanksgiving. Like yeah, the demand is high, this happens every year, figure it out.

Deleting my Duolingo account broke my heart a little tbh

NOTE: Contrary to popular belief, you are not *required* to make a triumphantly snotty and probably ageist remark about Dick Durbin not seeking another term. You can actually just thank him for his 40+ years of being one of the farthest-left members of Congress, no matter what the cool kids say!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I won’t got to caribou today
I won’t got to caribou today
I won’t got to caribou today
I won’t got to caribou today

He literally tweeted: This is a great time to BUY!
Just hours ago. And then he paused tariffs.

He’s literally committing crimes in front of the entire world. 😳

listening to music on the computer in the 2000s

Finally exposure therapy-ed myself to coffee and now I like it. Another monumental adulthood milestone completed

A suburban caveman house

Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.

What really cracks me up about all this is that if a "Made in America" stamp *actually* carried more weight for people than a low price tag, we'd still be making stuff here. It doesn't. Folks want cheap things so that they can afford more things. It's pretty simple.

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Neil Stone (@DrNeilStone ). The tweet reads: "RFK Jr has cut Alzheimers research. ALZHEIMERS. One of the most devastating, urgent and increasing health problems we face today. He’s not interested. He’s a nasty piece of work."

Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.

‘I expected to lose’

He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.

Books are tools for liberation.

Reading is activism.

Literacy is power.

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

u can do this wisco I believe 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

“Who derives joy from that?” I’d caution not to ask questions you won’t like the answers to.

Honestly, I’m already tired of hearing local officials say they’re “saddened” about this. I’m not sad. I want to know WHO WAS IT, AND WHAT WERE THEY DETAINED FOR?

Because right now, we can’t be sure it wasn’t for something like having a political belief the administration dislikes. We need to know.

West end come back to me

Congrats !! Haircuts can be so freeing

Pm Private GIF ALT: Pm Private GIF

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd . ALT: hillary clinton is smiling while speaking into a microphone in front of a crowd .

I'm no lawyer, but it seems like discussing war plans in Signal outside a SCIF is maybe just a little bit worse than using a private server to send emails that weren't even marked as classified. But what do I know.

Don’t drink and text.

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

"I think you caved. I don't think you showed the fight this party needs right now, because you're playing by a rulebook where the other party has thrown that rulebook away" -- here's the full clip of Sunny Hostin confronting Schumer today on The View