A bowl of Cheerios, a can of lager, and a wank do sound like a great day
Thank you. I designed this.
More graphics here: bsky.app/profile/acup...
Evelyn + the Machine
In the same way that people like Peter Mandelson must be removed from all public life because of Epstein, SWP must be removed from all social movements because of Comrade Delta.
If you are not allowed to change the name of Edward Colston Road, because that would be 'cancel culture' and 'erasing history', the consequence is that you will have to continue to live on Prince Nonce Street. Sorry I don't make the rules.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
200,000 Norwegians eat Grandiosa pizza on Christmas Eve. Sad.
I don't advertise. I rely strictly on word-of-mouth.
Just learned that Simone Buitendijk left her vice-chancellor role at the University of Leeds (receiving a £288k payoff in the process), and then became a deputy vice-chancellor and provost at the University of Salford (seems like a 'demotion'?) Wonder what happened there.
More samples.
Further samples.
Shelved UCU graphic/prop designs: UCU Panini sticker album.
Some samples below.
Kjære, hva skal vi lage til middag?
Matbutikken:
No GREGGS for me forever.
A Norwegian detective fiction idea: a character called Børre Hyggelig, a policeman who always prioritises his own comfort instead of solving any case, but is able to carry on in his job with moderate success because the crimes always accidentally solve themselves and he can just claim credit.
What the fuck is Microsoft Copilot and why is it shit
Bloody Beaker folk. Coming over here, rowing up the Tagus Estuary in improvised rafts. My name is Keir Starmer of the UKIPs and I want the finest of Beaker folks to stay where they are, instead of coming here and teaching us how to drink water out of cups!
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One of my (many) thoughts was: imagine having Crohn's disease / ulcerative colitis and being trans.
Just randomly found one of my old creations on the computer. Good times 😅
I've had the Japanese Curry before, fairly sure I got it from Oriental Mart or Starrymart. It was... not that good. The broth felt "chalky".
An eternal classic that for some reason is way more popular in Hong Kong and the 'Chinese diaspora' compared to in Japan (I guess in Japan there are just way too many options...)
This is relevant to my research interests.
Random things found in the kitchen: Alan Partridge edible wafer paper cupcake toppers. Back of the net!
This morning, my Chinese mother has taken the time to remind me, via text message, that "only two things could happen to middle-aged men". They could either "become bloated like a melon or become shrivelled like a raisin". What happens next to me is "dependent on my diet". Thanks mum.
I saw this story and all I could think of was Alan Partridge, Norfolk's angriest man, shouting "Austria", "Stop getting Bond wrong!" and "Glang, glang ah lang ah lang ah lang ah lang"
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/fe...
Wait is Charlotte Gill STILL talking about you?! Obsessed much?
It was allegedly a battle cry that he made during the Battle of Ningyuan (1626).
The correct translation is "Fuck his mom! Go harder!"
