David 🐻

@kumachan.bsky.social mission accomplished 😛

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One of my faves 🥲

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I swear to the GODS if Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey has time jumping I am going to flip a well prepared buffet table in anger

invented a new game where I give you a nonsense word like DUPIXENT or YOOFOSS and you have to decide whether it’s a pharmaceutical or a Chinese brand selling plastic shit on Amazon

I just heard someone pronounce Tarot the same way you pronounce carrot and I’ve never been so annoyed.

How on earth is anyone paying Dwayne $50M after Black Adam?

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If every civilisation eventually falls then we’re in the goddamn ground because The Substance lost to Emilia Perez for some glaring noms at the golden globes

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

In the 2000s we would've had at least 100 janky but very emotionally satisfying "CEO assassin simulator" Flash games in the Newgrounds portal by now.

WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS GOING ON ❤️

@kumachan.bsky.social ‘s Xmas present sorted ☺️

Danny Boyle you mad, mad man.. #28yearslater is shot on an iPhone 15 pro max 🙃 we’re gonna have years of indies shot on them now

What a team. Me, Jaws and Mr Stromberg, 1977.

#whatwedointheshadows is one of the funniest shows I’ve seen. Every episode I’ve laughed. I love these characters. I’m devastated that it’s ended. The world sucks.

Guillermo del Toro Commends Coralie Fargeat’s ‘The Substance’ for Being a ‘Beautifully Savage’ Fairy Tale Guillermo del Toro praised Coralie Fargeat's 'The Substance' for being a 'beautifully savage' fairy tale.

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The first is so iconic and the second shot its entire load in its opening set piece. I’ve heard weird stuff about the third, but I’ll still watch it :)

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We are currently living at the height of our civilisation.

It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.

I just get a real inkling that this is gonna suck and I don’t want it to 🤦🏼‍♂️ #28yearslater

Out of all the film reviews on Letterboxd it was Monster Hunters that may have the most profound and heart wrenching one I’ve ever seen.

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Annual hang out with this absolute daddy @sulaco.bsky.social ❤️

Holy shit this isn’t gonna end well

This is me when I talk to my friends about film and they give one word answers

I like it more than 1 too… More melancholic.

Wanna win me over with a horror film? Make it a secret Witch, Werewolf or alien film and I’m all in.

It should have gone:
Gladiator
Gladiators
Gladiator³
Gladiator Resurrection