MOMS A METAL HEAD - While CryptoZeusis slammin' some "slarm jarms" his mom is moshin' out to some Slayer...is she gonna blow out her hip doing that? Will BranBran or Pastor Joe care?
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IS THIS LAW & ORDER? - BIN studios occasionally dips into the realm of court proceedings, especially when one of its correspondents is on trial...will Crum get the justice he deserves?
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HE WISHES - BIN correspondent Hate Sock lives by its own set of rules. Not guided by political pressure or government intervention, its opinions are 100 percent authentic...and hateful!
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HELD HOSTAGE - No one knows why multiple Barts were deployed to take over the minds of BIN'S correspondents. It seems like a problem that the government should look into...ahh nevermind!
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ARE THOSE JUST SOCKS? - Kendelle shows off some new shoes on the broadcast & the viewers are not convinced. They might just be ballet slippers...WAIT ARE THEY TAKING BALLET LESSONS?! π©°
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100 ACRE CHAIRS? - Seems like Hollywood is out to remake ANYTHING! Why not mine more 80s nostalgia & pawn it off to the Gen Alpha crowd? Is nothing sacred?
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SNAKE EATER? - I give my life
Not for honor but for you
In my time there'll be no one else
Crime it's the way I fly to you
Im still in a dream snake eater
Im still in a dream snake eater
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NOT JEB TASTES COLORS - Never thought I would see Jeb throw shapes in the BIN cathedral of dance but this is close enough. Wood Dad would not approve
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#comedy #improv #news #weird #funny
MATT NEEDS HIS TIE - At the BIN news offices, ties are mandatory. Matt just wants to follow the dress code & get paid his fair share for his likeness...IS THAT SO WRONG?!
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DON'T THINK SHE'S DEAD - Bran Bran's mom always thinks the best of people. It's a great quality to have...but CryptoZeus only cares about two things - Sponsorships & the W's
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RICK IS PASSIONATE FOR NEWS - While the headlines lately have been hard to take, BINs CIA correspondent delivers it in a way where any redblooded everyday American can easily understand.
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DOG HYMNS - When you're climbing a mountain & need some sage-like advice/healing...always turn to the expertise of Pepito the Sherpa to nurse you back to health...WITH A SONG πΆ
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ODE TO KEVEEN - While attending his court mandated therapy, former basic cable megastar Lube Chef finally professed his love for his former mentor/victim. Will his soul be cleansed?
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SHE'S OUTTA CONTROL - When CryptoZeus' mom is on one of her tangents, nothing can stop her! Will Bran-Bran's sanity meter survive or is it just game over?
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Attention Cream! We have reports of a new Patreon CTDS happening this night! Tonight! Thursday the 29th. Same times as usual. Cheers.
THE INTERNET IS WILD - You never know what the discord has in store for @caseblackwell.bsky.social when he goes AMONGST THE WEB! Submit your soul altering videos at thecream.team in the BIN thread!
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I'M LOST - Hype Train always talks a good game, but can it back up its claims that it doesn't have working genitalia? I know this is confusing but this is a reputable news correspondent.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING - When you are eating turkey, canned cranberry sauce & purposely ignoring your family...think of this odd, pale, beardless, disturbingly milquetoast version of Case to feel better!
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WHAT IS GOING ON? - BIN Host Case strutted in front of a green screen. Now his "dancing" can be put into a plethora of scenarios including your favorite music videos or countless human atrocities
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HERE COME THE MEMES - BIN Host Case strutted in front of a green screen. Now his "dancing" can be put into a plethora of scenarios including your favorite retro games or countless human atrocities
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CRUM ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES - BIN's resident democrat/degenerate gambler Leonard Crum sounds off on many of his online critics with a unhinged & emotionally misguided tirade. Should he go back to hell?
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SOMEONE IS ALWAYS WATCHING - You never know who is looking or recording at the BIN studios! A wild @kendellelyn.bsky.social caught Jeb in all of his awkward yet somewhat sensual dancing glory!
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ROB ALVEY GOT BARS - When a rollercoaster enthusiast gets dissed by an odd skating enthusiast, the gloves come off! Will noted roller-creep Robbie Love clap back?
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NEWS ANCHORS CAN TWERK? You never know what you'll miss during the secret raid portions of the BIN broadcast! @caseblackwell.bsky.social still has ALOT of work to do!
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sketchfestchicago.com w/ Cigarette Sandwich Nov 8th
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@caseblackwell.bsky.social IS A MAJOR TURD!
Make sure to see him live with the Cigarette Sandwich crew on November 8th at The Home Comedy Theater during SKETCHFEST CHICAGO www.sketchfestchicago.com
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Case is reuniting with his group Cigarette Sandwich to perform at the Chicago Sketchfest, November 8th!
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WOOD DAD COMETH - When his son gets outta line, Jeb's dad (who's in the wood) has to put his foot down & deliver some well-timed lumber related discipline. Will Jeb's sanity recover?
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Feeling blue about some of your favorite YouTube videos being delisted?
Don't Worry! @creamteam.bsky.social got you covered at thecream.team
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#blessup Case Bravo