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And things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl ❤️
#signalis #nsfw #nsfwart

Heads up👇

The Harry Potter karen is currently calling for a boycott because a trans woman works at a store that sells bras.

And to remind you: she has said publicly that she believes that the continued popularity of Harry Potter means that the general public—that YOU personally—are on her side.

A reminder not to let the National Center On Sexual Exploitation's official-sounding name fool you: they're the rebranded busybody group "Morality In Media", whom you might remember from such hits as "Trying to have Life Of Brian pulled from theatres" and "trying to connect queerness to mass murder"

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

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you’re telling me republicans are now going to call democrats communists since zohran won? they’ve never done that before it might be over

All you “summer is better than winter” people get outside and enjoy your hellscape.

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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

I did a whole stupid drawing about this!

Man squared up with boxing gloves "ok ima go outside" Screenshot of a weather app that says "99 degrees, feels like AAAAAAAAAAA" The man sitting down drinking water: damn outside got hands

It's that time

tumblr post from user "machine-unlearning" When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M He said "Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be - wait what"

sensational

I feel like Nancy has become kind of an informal mascot for Bluesky but that might just be me.

katie @katefeetie put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

This is THE tweet of all time

one of my favorites

It's funny to me that this dad dog has a coat pattern that makes him look like he has male pattern baldness :v

An x y axis chart showing which muppets would be good vs bad at piloting a gundam and which would enjoy vs not enjoy piloting a gundam. Miss Piggy is highest for enjoying and being good at piloting. Gonzo is highest for enjoyment and lowest for pilot skill.

I needed a second axis for this question.

YouTube video by AlbinoBlackSheep The End of the World

If we're sharing cultural artifacts from the Iraq war era with the youths, I am generationally required to share this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...

AI still can’t do this

“I thought you wanted to *stop* me from jerkin’ it? That just makes me wanna do it more.”

fanart of Samus Aran from Metroid, wearing her armor except the helmet is off and she's holding it close to the chest, with her left hand her armor is a blend of different design, with an organic feel to it, some cables

power suit

lie to your endo. get what you can from them, get what you need where you must.

talk to girls who do. become a girl others can talk to as well.

survive, please.

FDA approves the world's only twice-a-year shot to prevent HIV The Food and Drug Administration has approved the world’s only twice-a-year shot to prevent HIV. In two groundbreaking studies, Gilead Sciences’ shot nearly eliminated new infections in people at high risk of HIV.

BREAKING: U.S. regulators have approved the world's only twice-a-year shot to prevent HIV.

Far right fascists genuinely NEED negative engagement from people on the left to maintain their platforms and ideology or even to just feel fulfillment about anything in their worthless existence. Do not engage with them under any circumstances and deny them all avenues of access to your life.

integra and alucard in causal wear hehe
#hellsing

Frame #4052 from E24 Witch Way

long time nora followers will remember i hated the swarovski crystals for being garbage and then one day found out that the company collaborated with the nazis

Good.