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I always that the Groypers were the pre Mr Furley landlords on Three's Company 🤔

Sadly, he wasn't under oath. Committee Ds pleaded for him to be sworn in, committee Rs opted not to facilitate. I can't imagine a situation where it'd even be a question whether someone testifying on Capitol Hill should be under oath or not. Clearly, the Rs knew RFK would be spewing lies.

"Well, all our political careers are gonna die." - Joni Ernst

BREAKING: Cracker Barrel unveils new menu, will only serve crackers.

Congratulations to Traylor Swelce!!!

(Taylor Swift Travis Kelce)

BREAKING: PLoPuS to rename Department of Defense to Department of Duh-Dense.

(North Korea Supreme Court Kilmar Abrego Garcia Wes Moore)

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Some wonder why the Newsmax Settlement w/Dominion is dwarfed by the Fox News settlement w/Dominion. It's cuz Newsmax is a Fox News knockoff with an infinitely smaller reach.

Think the cost of a Prada dress vs the cost of a Ta-Da dress! (For the record: Fox News ain't worth knocking off, but...)

#FunFact: The number one export from Bela is Covfefe

Trump-Putin Summit: in all fairness, Dementia Don very well may still believe, he's on track to end Russia's Ukraine offensive, "on day ONE!" cuz his accelerated cognitive decline suggests, he not only often doesn't know WHERE he is, he also often doesn't know WHEN he is!

To be fair, Dementia Don very well may believe he's still got time to end Russia's war on Ukraine, "on day one," cuz, as you've pointed out, not only does Frump not know WHERE he is, he also doesn't known WHEN he is!

BREAKING: WSJ reports, Pam Bondi informed Donald Trump back in May, his name is all over the Epstein Files. Trump denies any wrong doing, claims he only appears in the files in description of him heroically rescuing children from predators.

Ghislaine Maxwell
Speaker Johnson
#ReleaseTheFiles

"ALL ABOARD the Crazy Train to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame in the sky!" - Ozzy Osbourne #RIP

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Speaker Johnson's refusal2bring release of Epstein 2a vote has some thinking, his Johnson is in the FBI files, but the porn monitoring app he&his adopted son use2track each other's web use says, his Johnson hasn't been anywhere it shouldn't've been...not documented as such,anyway

Ghislaine Maxwell

In a world where an adjudicated sexual assaulter, 34 criminal count felon, &general lifetime fraudster can escape facing accountability on all 54 other criminal indictments by fraudulently squatting in the oval office, OF COURSE convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, outlives Malcom Jamal Warner 🤬 #RIP 😭

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Today is a PRIME Day for consumerized fascism!

Fun Fact: Donald Trump's paternal grandparents were both immigrants, as was his own mother; so...

(Supreme Court)

2 B fair, SCOTUS conservatives essentially made fundraising the whole game when they upheld Citizens United in 2010, allowing unlimited💰to infest our politics. It's horrific how much time is spent fundraising over governing, but due to that 2010 decision, these are the current rules of engagement

Reich was Clinton's Labor Secretary (93-97). He later served as a member of Obama's Economic Transition Advisory Board

Not an important detail to the overall point of this editorial, but best to correct even minor mistakes, so people are completely focused on the point, rather than the error.

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As (senile mental patient) Donald Trump, (de facto POTUS/derranged mental patient) Elon Musk, (no longer useful) & JD Vance defame diversity, REMEMBER THIS: In week ONE, the new admin purged the Fed of those overseeing airplane safety; in week TWO, planes literally began falling from the sky.

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Trump's steamin' mad, cuz flags are set to fly at half mast during the inauguration. I, for one, don't blame him; especially when it'd be infinitely more appropriate for all US flags to fly UPSIDE DOWN as he lies his way thru the oath!

(Trump Sentencing The Traitors Mike Johnson Speaker Election)