Anna Zandyclaws

I have a couple of redeeming qualities stashed in my dance bag.

It’s so gorgeous, definitely worth a trip!

I like the brush kind because I’m going to be wearing gloves already!

Do you have an ice scraper yet?

@floregonian.com heated seats after the Bronx Zoo holiday lights is 10/10

I also love her.

New Jersey in space sounds hilarious, I would watch that!

Yessssss

I think Twitter was more socially influential at the time of sale than Warner currently is.

The only drawback is I’m so cozy I want a nap, but my late night mischief was worth it.

Absolutely begging someone to solve the RFK Jr problem

Too cute! A little scarf!

Awwww kittens are so sweet

I want him literally anywhere except on top of my keyboard so he wants to sit on my laptop.

I’m negotiating with the cat about his position in my cocoon and I am losing.

The queer men, tho… Be fine as FUCK.

Haha brave New Yorkers allegedly slashed the tires of ICE agents in STATEN ISLAND yesterday.

If you need me today you have to address the ninja turtle blanket nest.

Okay the dill pickle grinch salt is delicious.

I scooped it up with the broom and dustpan but as soon as the cat wakes up I’m going to tell him I’m the feline in charge now.

I would not make you deal with a mouse, Tess!

Yeah that’s the bear’s basement now, I’m not messing with that.

Pedestrian pathway, hell yes

You would! I’m pretty sure mine are just too old to care about mice at this point.

Useless freeloader cats

That’s how I crack my neck!

Did she find an answer?

It’s impossible to make bad soup out of a big old meaty ham bone

I had kids because I need a sous chef.

I had a kid just so someone can laugh at my jokes