jooj

jooj

@joojvanni.bsky.social

strange and unprepared

160 Followers 389 Following 105 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 months ago

tu tem um ministro que chama maíte????!

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5 months ago

-alô?
-alô, eu queria falar com o anteDEGUEMON
-com quem?
-com o anteDEGUEmon!
-QUEM?
-ANTEDEGUEMON!
-quem é?
-é o amigo do anteDEGUEMON!
-aqui não tem ninguém com esse nome
-claro que não, tu acha que vai existir alguém chamado ANTEDEGUEMON?!

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5 months ago
A digital illustration in the style of a block print. A pale humanoid figure, Doppel, wearing a reddish cape or cloak stands next to a long, segmented creature that resembles a carrot. The creature’s body weaves in-and-out of dark bushes.

It may not seem like it, but my girl Dopp motivates me in ways that I can't fully express. Love her and miss her so much. 😔💕

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6 months ago

Acho que a gente não dá o devido respeito ao quão duro vai a palavra "detonado" pra se referir ao guia de um jogo.

Em inglês é "walkthrough", literalmente "guia"... sem sal pra caralho.

Aqui a gente fala DETONADO, o cara vai te ensinar a ESTRAÇALHAR esse jogo, DESTROÇAR, VIRAR DO AVESSO.

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6 months ago
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7 months ago
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pyro-mania

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6 months ago
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7 months ago
A digital illustration in the style of a block print. A humanoid figure wearing a red cloak stands next to a long, segmented creature that resembles a carrot. The creature’s body weaves in-and-out of dark bushes. A digital illustration in the style of old print. It displays three plants in various states of transformation. All are growing vague animal-like bodies: one birdlike, one serpentine, and the other humanoid. Digital illustration in the style of old print. A large two-headed beast with dark fur emerges from a cave. It lifts its heads to make eye contact with a redheaded child sitting above the cave’s entrance. A digital illustration in the style of a woodcut. It depicts the upper half of humanoid figure whose “head” is a flattened organic shape. A serpentine creature delicately wraps around the figure’s arm and into an opening in their face. The figure handles the creature gently.

📌 My name is H.B. and I'm a fantasy artist specializing in a nostalgic style. My work is inspired by woodcuts and vintage children's books.

🔗: hbtyson.carrd.co
🖼️: www.inprnt.com/gallery/hbty...

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8 months ago

Tens of millions of kids with long covid.

They didn’t ask for this shit.

We’re failing them every day.

Forcible infections are straight from the eugenicist’s playbook.

When they grow up, they’re gonna rightfully demand answers.

I’ll be firmly planted in their corner.

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2 years ago
A digital illustration depicting a bust of a pale, humanoid figure. Vines with reddish leaves resembling small hands surround the character.

Growing Paws · 2020

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8 months ago
Red vs Blue "Wait. That's illegal" meme

Every third post on here

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2 years ago
A digital illustration depicting a girl watching a giant, looming creature rise above a shadowy tree line. Below the illustration reads "PASSING THROUGH".

Passing Through · 2020

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8 months ago

Just a reminder that generative AI is theft of labor and intellectual property, uses vast amounts of energy/ water, provides at best mediocre results (if not outright lies or misinformation), actually affects your ability to think over time (mind duh), and is in general a really fucking bad idea.

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9 months ago

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck.

Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special.

"She probably doesn't mean me"

I do.

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8 months ago

I think a lot of the terror of the modern age can be understood by the fact that the Internet accelerated the development of the worst type of person, the "Anti-Intellectual Nerd."

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8 months ago

Always love when you go to a website and its all "oh hey, me and my 889 partners saw you from across the bar and we'd like to express legitimate interest in all your personal information, to improve your experience, obviously."

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8 months ago
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a man with white hair and glasses is looking at the camera ALT: a man with white hair and glasses is looking at the camera

Vendo gringos mandar "não vai ter copa"

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9 months ago
Evangelion poster, scene of Rei in finale of end of envangelion Poster of Perfect Blue. Mima staring into a fishbowl as a smaller mima plunges into the water Illustration of a museum goer sketching among dinosaur skeletons Princess Mononoke poster. San is in the lake holding ashitaka, looking at the night walker through a clearing in the trees

New prints on sale tomorrow, 12p EST

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9 months ago

O genocídio contra o Povo Palestino e agora o ataque ao Irã demostra q a máquina israelense quer muito mais sangue. Nesse cenário, é absurdo o Brasil estar entre os 5 maiores fornecedores de petróleo cru a Israel. Não se pode alimentar essa matança. Romper relações com Israel já!

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9 months ago

frustrating when the crux of the ad, about her working on her second book, is about culture, language and connection. All tangible, analog things. And then to ask AI for vocal warm ups destroys a LOT of well earned credibility. I wish artists would stop selling their soul for this shit.

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9 months ago

Muito triste se informar sobre a articulação do PL 2159, chamado PL da devastação. O governo, antevendo a derrota, só recua na pauta ambiental pra tentar, no final, cantar vitória e se gabar da suposta capacidade de articulação.

O negacionismo continua no governo e é promovido pelo executivo.

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2 years ago
Digital illustration depicting a hooded figure standing against a dull, cloudy sky. From under their hood a beam of orange light emanates. Stylized flowers and dark bushes cover the ground. Below the illustration reads "A beam of bright light came from the stranger's hood."

Bright Light • 2021

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9 months ago
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Bookmark designs #OuterWilds

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1 year ago
tumblr screenshot: an image from wikihow to gut a pig, showing an extremely stoic pig about to receive a bullet to the forehead. 

simtunes

how to train pigs to stop bullets with telekinesis

trans-roxanne-lalonde

how to train pigs to accept death with honor
caffeine-and-revolution

how to notify a police officer you are carrying a
handgun
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9 months ago
imagem de papagaio na frente de um galho de folhas e texto diz como se fosse chamada de video do youtube "papagaio chora igual bebê pedindo volta da união soviética"

quarta

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9 months ago

They're not useless plagiarism machines, they have a very specific use: disenfranchise human labour and place the means of production in the hands of technofascist oligarchs, poison online information, dehumanize society. They're inept at most other things, true, and also ecologically disastrous.

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9 months ago

I know, probably couldn't hurt an evil tech giant like this, but also couldn't hurt to share this again anyhow.

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