deeply unserious siani

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

The Walton family surely does

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

dubs in the chat but aces bench, we’ll deal with you later

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quiet as its kept, check out dipsea 👀

me grilling in the parking lot before cowboy carter in leather chaps and sequin boots

same here with subscriptions, I canceled youtubetv and bought a digital tv antenna for cable. Sure I don’t get premium channels but I get all major local stations (abc,nbc,etc). I can “find” other stations I need online

it's hard to find a motivation for DOGE other than 'hatred of the good.' these are bad people fundamentally envious or un-understanding of the idea that you might work or give for others, and attempting to punish it.

Why is everyone suddenly a doll? Newest AI trend is more than harmless fun | CBC News In a new trend, people are using generative AI tools like ChatGPT to reimagine themselves as dolls or action figures. And it's proven itself popular, as celebrities, politicians, institutions and majo...

This shit is so corny.

billie eilish and these parappa the rapper ass outfits

The internet archive is just an invaluable journalistic tool.

UConn is so TOUGH ‼️‼️

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling ALT: a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling

I turned 30 this month and now suddenly I like the taste of cantaloupe

Democrats flip deep-red Pennsylvania district in special election shocker No Democrat had ever won this ancestrally Republican seat, but it's now the second Democratic pickup of the year.

HOW IT HAPPENED: James Andrew Malone, the mayor of a town of 5,000, ran on education, abortion rights, and opposing Elon Musk—in a district that had *never* voted Democratic.

Until tonight.

Our complete write-through of his astonishing special election win in Lancaster County →

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans

Title 1 schools? That’s the Department of Education.

Pell grants? That’s the Department of Education.

IEPs? That’s the Department of Education.

We need to improve education system, we do not need to eliminate the Department of Education.

The Daily Reid: The government is already shut down How do you shut down a government that's already being dismantled? Call your Senator and tell them to stop playing and put an end to the Trump, Elon, doge madness.

My latest: you can't fear a government shutdown when the government is already shut down... www.joyannreid.com/p/the-daily-...

whoever said a crush is just a lack of information should be eligible for a nobel peace prize

thinking about an alternate universe where you can't land at the airport you have to skydive to your house. like the flight attendants just shove you out the exit row doors and kick your bags out too

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

what it feels like to open an excel made by someone who doesn’t understand excel

When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work

They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first

The moral here isn't to tell the truth

It's to never co-operate with Nazis

A big problem with American politics is that a third generation hvac company owner is seen as more working class than a teacher’s aide