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Nsfw He/him I am inside okos hamper I like magic and doodling and transformers and starwars and lotr and godzilla and halo and darksouls/elden ring and-
Cat boys....lingerie....flashes... ๐ฅด
11.02.2026 03:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Clap
10.02.2026 18:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah but i think hed find it funny to scare her into thinking hes gonna get her ass at any moment
10.02.2026 18:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*nicol bolas leaving scary threatening voicemails for Professor Onyx* "You better watch your ass im fucking back i know where you work you stupid fuck im going to slash your tires and im sleeping with your boy toy the Dean."
07.02.2026 01:53 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
What if he was just a fucking cow what then
10.02.2026 04:59 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Moon Landing
10.02.2026 17:36 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Chat, is this anything.
I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.
Everybody hit it with me, hit the sea lion
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
The gazer
10.02.2026 14:39 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
5/10 Ral and tomik kissin' underwater (โ *โ หโ ๏ธถโ หโ *โ )โ .โ ๏ฝกโ *โ โก
#mtgart #ralzarek #tomik #ravenica
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10.02.2026 05:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nicowl bullas
10.02.2026 05:00 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What if he was just a fucking cow what then
10.02.2026 04:59 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
Tezzeret: ok. Weโre meeting Bolas. Justโฆ donโt mention it Jace.
Jace: donโt mention wha- ohโฆ oh.
The legendary creaturrrrrre
10.02.2026 04:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Zendikar:
The great and terrible ulamog:
Nv bos: something something something fallen something something isolation something something code of command something-
Me: stealing all their supplies secretly every few days when it refreshes to save caps for my energy weapons build
Counter point to myself I only really know about them in NV and 3 where they seem pretty chill so they could be giga chuds in all other materials also
10.02.2026 04:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wilhelt is definitely a better zombie commander
I just like big punchy zombie
Tbf I thought the brotherhood was pretty chill outside of 4 from my recollection
10.02.2026 04:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
I call him my semi truck the way nobody bats him an eye and all of a sudden HONK HONK ๐๐ 10+ damage coming at you oops your best creature is dead
10.02.2026 04:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Someone get me taco bell
10.02.2026 04:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The deck is still complete but lowkey its time i gave him a proper moxfield decklist and I think he will love a grave pact and dictate of erebos
10.02.2026 04:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0About to be on my zombie shit again after I finish faeries and umbris I can feel jt
10.02.2026 04:21 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I don't understand how people could argue for Iona to be unbanned but for griselbrand to stay banned
10.02.2026 03:38 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Heartbreaking: the appointment tomorrow at 2 i thought was in town 8 minutes from the cardshop turns out is actually an hour away ๐ข
10.02.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not building it rn but idk maybe 30~
10.02.2026 01:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Deck idea
10.02.2026 00:33 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Its like 99% the first one
10.02.2026 00:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Either like
1. Delusional chuds who genuinely just like poop fart jokes and silly animations coping and cant tell when they are the ones being made fun of
2. People who just dont like meat canyon who look at it with like the most hyper critical lenses
