Thwarp, Stormkeld Stunt Double

A woman in a purple sweater resting her arm on an oversized syringe filled with a pink liquid. Her white bangs cover her eyes.

Wyowine Sweater Sketch! ❤️‍🩹💉 #art #commission

It’s just 2 mana: “you will not have a bad draw for the rest of the game”

It’s so good

Oh my GOD
That is disgusting and I love it

So far my spiciest plays have just been using Bonny Pall & Beau to look at like a dozen cards.
And stacking my Thrasios draws for ramp or specific cards

Cream of the Crop {1}{G} Enchantment Whenever a creature you control enters, you may look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that creature’s power. If you do, put one of those cards on top of your library and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

I have had crop goo for about 3 days now.
And it’s already becoming one of my favorite non-creature spells.

“Of your guys are big as hell? Here turbo-scry”

what if they were called freakret lairs and all the card art was of characters with their feet out

Finally, Victor Adame Minguez can release the original Beluna ‘dogs out‘ art

We’re getting close to #MTGLorwyn season, and it’s got me thinking

If I get to preview a giant card for my #GiantAmbassador project, I do hope it’s something playable for my style.

Because I’m gonna put that big dork in EVERYTHING

I am sorry Kobold

If it’s anything, I really enjoy your artwork. And you have improved so much since we first met ❤️

IT’S WIZARD WEDNESDAY BAYBEE

It’s always Wizard Wednesday at the Frostpyre

A dnd Sun Titan stat block

Sun Titan {4}{W}{W} Creature — Giant Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. A blazing sun that never sets.

I love Sunny Tits enough that I play them even outside of MTG, lmao

The Heroes vs Monsters one showed up in our Theros campaign.
And has been added to Mardrid’s shapechange rolodex.

That sun is never gonna set if I have anything to say about it

Thank!

Yeah, just the other day, Sun Titan reanimating a buff+trample+haste enchantment was the last push I needed to win a game

It’s wild how relevant this old man still is.
I hope he never gets powercrept

I run customer-facing teams and getting a deluge of complaint calls between Thanksgiving and NYE is literally a nightmare scenario that risks turning into a cascade (a couple people quit, more work for the rest, so a couple more quit, etc)

we will NEVER have more leverage than now through NYE

Three Girls One Cub is Standard Legal

No
Now it’s your turn in the cursed post chair

OH

Yeah
One of those guys showing up elsewhere would be an *event*

Idk, if Bonny Pall and Inferno Titan can go through them, the Theros Titans probs can also

Mo is one of my besties, and one of my favorite people, and their art is very good, and they deserve as many dollars as possible

This is my Thwarp endorsement

GO GIVE MO DOLLARS FOR SEXY ART

Now I’m wondering how much of their “looks like hell” aesthetic is their natural look

And how much of it is “Klothys kept them locked in a kennel for the last few centuries“

*diminished

I’m pretty sure not

They seem to by physical beings/manifestations, that have been chained up in the underworld by Klothys

But if the gods aren’t around to back up Klothys, or she is finished in power, them boys may bust out

YOU GET IT

“Of course I’ll grab your soy sauce ma’am“
-Me, full of dopamine that I can use my reach to be nice

I am tall & long armed enough that some stuff is inconvenient, but also I can reach basically anything. So it’s worth it

【GREMLIN MARKET IS OPEN!】

Alright, I’m still on streaming hiatus but I have CARDS FOR SALE AT 80% LISTED PRICE!

Printings as shown!

Help me pay for this wedding!

Also I’m low on padded envelopes so $50 minimum sale please!
Also add $5 for shipping labels please!

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oh
Now that most of the gods are dead, the Titans probably escaped

It would be rad to get escaped versions of these guys on our next trip to Theros

Like Polukranos reborn
But moisturized, thriving, better posture Uro

Oh I meant Phlage is the one that is not left out, because she is SO GOOD

She is the only one I run in decks with no graveyard stuff, because her etb is solid enough on it’s own

Because *Good God* the Phlage prices afterwards

I opened like 3 Ajani’s in my prerelease, and traded one in when Phlage was still like 17$

And I am very happy I got her while I could

*with other huge dead things

Is kind of a tough sell in the Temur or WURG decks I would run him in. But I should probably consider them more draw than ramp

Phlage is the only run I am running in a non mill deck currently. Because I am a sucker for bad-but-thematic removal.
I think she has Escaped maybe once though, lol