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Nick Knacks

@velcroking.bsky.social

(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."

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An agent with face coverings and an Uber signage  on their car.

An agent with face coverings and an Uber signage on their car.

This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/

02.12.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 35

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

01.12.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4341    πŸ” 1412    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 10

Looking forward to new and exciting ways of reporting landlords for not shoveling and cars parked in the bike lane!

01.12.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An anthropomorphic lemon asks about a picture of Jenna Ortega, "Who is this again?? Morticia, right?"

Alec Baldwin replies, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."

An anthropomorphic lemon asks about a picture of Jenna Ortega, "Who is this again?? Morticia, right?" Alec Baldwin replies, "Lemon, it's Wednesday."

26.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1148    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

When will they be available?

26.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A meme featuring Chase from the video game Dispatch, holding a small dog (Beef). The text reads "I've only had Beel for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

A meme featuring Chase from the video game Dispatch, holding a small dog (Beef). The text reads "I've only had Beel for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

#Dispatch OC

26.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem YΓΌcel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.

26.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 33
Ai news report from KSTP weather person

Ai news report from KSTP weather person

KSTP meteorologist posting AI videos on Twitter of what he says is what Minneapolis will look like if his forecast is correct is really something… not a valid weather news source going forward imo

25.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12

There's been a number of times we've wanted to see a movie on a Thursday or Friday and there still hasn't been showtimes up until Wednesday. It makes planning more difficult and means we end up seeing fewer movies there, overall.

25.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That reads as a pretty positive interaction with him, if you're grading on a scale. He didn't jump on a table to punch you and he didn't mail you a dead squirrel; that's a win.

25.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The second most disappointing thing about the Alamo Drafthouse in Woodbury is how late and inconsistently they put up showtimes.

(The third most disappointing thing is how often they experience power outages, but the most disappointing thing is that they're in Woodbury.)

25.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bummer!

25.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of disappointment (the Alamo Drafthouse website showing that tickets are not yet available for a show that opens in less than 24hrs).

A picture of disappointment (the Alamo Drafthouse website showing that tickets are not yet available for a show that opens in less than 24hrs).

Still nothing? Crazy! @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social - When can we expect tickets to go up?

25.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The democrats are absolute political sharp shooters for their own feet. Never miss a shot, blasting their own toes off one by one.

21.11.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Two Dr Doom cosplayers recreating the Wojack pointing meme, photoshopped in to be pointing at the Scarlet Witch killing Reed Richard's (live action).

Two Dr Doom cosplayers recreating the Wojack pointing meme, photoshopped in to be pointing at the Scarlet Witch killing Reed Richard's (live action).

21.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.

21.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw

- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE

19.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, if you go back and listen to this you're gonna be like "oh shit, THAT song!" every-other track.

19.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

19.11.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deliberately, with a lot of planning and forethought!

17.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The DFL's Cyndy Martin Problem On July 3, 2024, MN DFL CD8 chair Cyndy Martin hit and killed 19 year old Carter Haithcock, the father of a young son, as he walked along the road with her vehicle on the Iron Range near Nashwauk on h...

β€œHow can anyone believe in the ethics of the DFL when someone like this can remain in multiple party leadership positions, especially one determining appropriate conduct in the party?”

taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...

16.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not the first time.

16.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

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Boo hiss

05.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking for a friend?

05.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said β€œLet’s keep this to ourselves.”

02.11.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2337    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TomPettyVEVO Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More (Official Music Video)

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that 60% of the average Dropout audience is too young to get this, but for anyone not in the know that would like some nightmare fuel, here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Jv...

04.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A faceswap of Lou Wilson onto Tom Petty, dressed as the Mad Hatter, from his nightmare-inducing music video for the song 'Don't Come Around Here No More'. It's a lazy swap but I stand by the work.

A faceswap of Lou Wilson onto Tom Petty, dressed as the Mad Hatter, from his nightmare-inducing music video for the song 'Don't Come Around Here No More'. It's a lazy swap but I stand by the work.

Don’t Come Around Here No More (with no prompts)

04.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign on trail closure fence reading β€œYou didn’t want to walk here anyway - Jacob Frey for Minneapolis Mayor” with a picture of Frey but with a Joker grin

Sign on trail closure fence reading β€œYou didn’t want to walk here anyway - Jacob Frey for Minneapolis Mayor” with a picture of Frey but with a Joker grin

Great work to whomever put up these signs around the Franklin / Hiawatha fence labyrinth.

03.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

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