Technically Nathan

Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack is my new obsession, I bet I've listened to it 20 times already

Wow I'm an idiot. I just realized that the word "decipher" literally means "de-cypher." As in unencrypt.

My very first phone was a flip phone. Which makes using my new Galaxy Flip6 weirdly nostalgic.

Seems like an infinite multiverse would be a DISproof. If God exists in at least one universe but not all of them, doesn't that mean he isn't omnipotent? And doesn't a truly infinite multiverse require at least one universe that doesn't have a God?

She keeps making the same joke but wording it differently. She can't even be edgy without embarrassing herself.

*angry like*

I've been using subtitles for so long watching without them feels like hard mode.

Show him this picture and he'll wonder where the second plane with his face on it is.

How it feels as a domesticated suburbanite to explain the behavior of a specific wild animal to someone:

By most accounts Thunderbolts is an excellent movie. But the undeniable fact is most people just never cared about it, and Marvel cashed in their fans' good faith long ago. The days of going to see a Marvel movie just because it's a Marvel movie are well in the past.

I have a cousin who moved to the border so he could join the Border Patrol. Like, on purpose. Pretty sure they're not "just following orders," they're just very racist.

Beltane Blessings witches!
#witchsky #pagansky #druidsky

"Do your own research" like his entire job is not specifically to do the research for us.

One .gif, two .geef.

My policy for talking to people on planes is I never do it because I'm too broke to fly.

Gonna start telling the incels that using a platform called X is unmanly because X is the female chromosome. I bet the people who care about that sort of thing could be swayed.

Imagine submitting to a background check, taking all the required training, finally getting your security clearance approved, then checking the news.

Two things can be true at the same time. The Signal chats are ridiculously dangerous and the concentration camps are frighteningly dangerous, each for a different reason.

I had my first flag stolen after just a couple of weeks (red state) and I don't have the money for security cameras. But mad props!

Fun fact: Evanescence did actually make more than one song.

I hate playing chicken against actual chickens, they're so much better at it

Meanwhile, on Heard Island…

#tdov

Baseball is the only game where the defense has the ball.

History books won’t make sense of this either. It will be up to psychology studies.

Hey dipshit, every level of classified clearance is itself classified. You're not supposed to reveal what level you have. I know this because I have had one.

This post brought to you by the year 2002.

I used to watch the anime based on his works late at night.

I didn't do it for very long.

Rumor has it Elmo is hiring people to torch those Tesla dealerships. Nobody's buying them so at least he can recoup some insurance money.

This, of course, is called insurance fraud.