Gary Heaton

Gary Heaton

@notarsedlike.bsky.social

I’m just me. Sorry. I’m from Liverpool though so not all bad.

334 Followers 328 Following 252 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 year ago

Bad nipple him like ..

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1 year ago

Not even that mate. Hopeless

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1 year ago

He’s finished that Salah.. you mark my words

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1 year ago

As it’s Christmas I will accept your very generous offer.

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1 year ago

Serves 8 ?? Serves 1 person 8 times they mean

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1 year ago

We could all do that Craig.. without the vodka

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1 year ago

That probably true.. but can you do tittie jobs after a bottle though ? 😂

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1 year ago

Nah, they need a litre of vodka every day just to function.

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1 year ago

Yeah that’s a fair point.. what about the Polish then ? Probably do a better job but still reasonably priced .

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1 year ago

Don’t know about the new boat , maybe fill the tank on his existing one.. probably have enough to send Linda to Turkey for a budget tit job though.

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1 year ago

He’s finished.. get shut in January I reckon

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1 year ago

Imagine coming out with utter shite like that and opening with a sentence that has the words “ball knowledge “ in it 😂. Fuckoff back to bed mate you’ve had a shocker there 😂

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1 year ago

Yeah.. I can defo see John Merrick now you mention it

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1 year ago

Why does it look like a Fiat 500 with abnormal growth spurts ?

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1 year ago

It means Gary Glitter.. shitter 😂

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1 year ago

I’d have fixed that for £350 and a couple of fried eggs on toast 😁

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1 year ago

Up the what now Jason ?

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1 year ago

Oh dear me City 😂😂

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1 year ago

Did you use a spoon to apply the butter on that bread ?

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1 year ago

Michael J Fox I reckon

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1 year ago

Either option is acceptable I think. Targeted or just random .. but with the same outcome

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1 year ago

That’s absolutely obscene. I suggest a good shooting is in order.

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1 year ago

They’ve got them the wrong way round too. Amateurish behaviour.

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1 year ago

Gimp

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1 year ago

The American idiot will be in the back of the creep van before he even realises

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1 year ago

You bully yourself you simpleton

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1 year ago

Who the fuck are you ? Prince Andrew in American guise ? You idiot .

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1 year ago
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a man in a green sweater is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the word idiot on his chest ALT: a man in a green sweater is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the word idiot on his chest
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1 year ago

That’s exactly what an idiot would say. You idiot.

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1 year ago

You’re still an idiot. Damned Yank

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