Gary Heaton

Bad nipple him like ..

Not even that mate. Hopeless

He’s finished that Salah.. you mark my words

As it’s Christmas I will accept your very generous offer.

Serves 8 ?? Serves 1 person 8 times they mean

We could all do that Craig.. without the vodka

That probably true.. but can you do tittie jobs after a bottle though ? 😂

Nah, they need a litre of vodka every day just to function.

Yeah that’s a fair point.. what about the Polish then ? Probably do a better job but still reasonably priced .

Don’t know about the new boat , maybe fill the tank on his existing one.. probably have enough to send Linda to Turkey for a budget tit job though.

He’s finished.. get shut in January I reckon

Imagine coming out with utter shite like that and opening with a sentence that has the words “ball knowledge “ in it 😂. Fuckoff back to bed mate you’ve had a shocker there 😂

Yeah.. I can defo see John Merrick now you mention it

Why does it look like a Fiat 500 with abnormal growth spurts ?

It means Gary Glitter.. shitter 😂

I’d have fixed that for £350 and a couple of fried eggs on toast 😁

Up the what now Jason ?

Oh dear me City 😂😂

Did you use a spoon to apply the butter on that bread ?

Michael J Fox I reckon

Either option is acceptable I think. Targeted or just random .. but with the same outcome

That’s absolutely obscene. I suggest a good shooting is in order.

They’ve got them the wrong way round too. Amateurish behaviour.

Gimp

The American idiot will be in the back of the creep van before he even realises

You bully yourself you simpleton

Who the fuck are you ? Prince Andrew in American guise ? You idiot .

That’s exactly what an idiot would say. You idiot.

You’re still an idiot. Damned Yank