薛洋 - Xuē Yáng

Hi!

“To be mean?”

[Hiding his candy stash]

Liar. I’m still wearing clothes and everything.

Him: Xue Yang! Fifty people are dead!

Me: Sooo, you don’t want the cake I got for you or…?

Him: -pointing a sword tryna kill me -

Me: Yay! Hi, Daozhang!!

Always ~

Not with all those clothes on ~

Something ELSE sweet. I already have Daozhang ~

I could eat.

[Twirling his hair]

Because I want atten-

[And then it dawns on him]

Oh! Yeah sure. We can talk about stuff!

You’re not excused!

You’re the only one good enough to possibly catch me!

Booooo, you whore!

I’m totally into that! But! Before you do that, I think you should chase me around first!

Not yet! But I’m willing!

Should I run now? 🥰

“Are you sure you want that?” He smirked. “Who knows what kind of evil I’ll pump you full of?”

“You really worry about me that much?” He looked to him with genuine surprise

He’s trying to kill me, you know.

Of course, if you’re gonna show it, I can’t stop you.

“Are you sure there’s enough room in that tub?” He smirked even as he stepped closer and reached for his belt. “From here, it looks like we’ll practically be on top of each other ~”

a young man with long hair and a ponytail is wearing a black and silver costume . ALT: a young man with long hair and a ponytail is wearing a black and silver costume .

Might kill 50 people just so Xiao Xingchen will chase me through 7 provinces again cause then at least SOMEBODY is paying attention to me.

// Oh no, friend! I am so sorry!

I’m not tryna see this.

Oh shit! I got high on my own supply!

or Guxiang, the only running they’ll do is to chase me down and beat me themselves! AND I would just let them because I RESPECT them because they’re not little cry baby maidens that hide behind sect leaders! And because they’re fun!

Oh, let’s see!

[He starts to list with his fingers]

You called me by my name instead of the one you made up for me.

You asked me if I bit that Nie, and I told you I did!

So now you want to yell at me and tell me to never ever do it again!

Well, it’s not my fault she’s weak! If I bite Xiaolian+

Kill everyone until you come out on top!

A-Lian is so grumpy today! Is it all the reaper work? Why not say fuck em and make other people do it?