𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌

"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"

"Excellent! DK won't know what hit him!"

"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again."

"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"

"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"

"Oh, well that's... Err..."

"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."

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𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!

#MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now

"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"

"oh, is THAT SO!?"

"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"

//Bowser mogs K. Rool and it's not even close btw. Unfortunately K. Rool's ego is just as big as Bowser, so he won't accept that

//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all

"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."

"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"

"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..."

"...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."

"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"

"FINE! I ALSO KONQUERED A DIMENSION OF TALKING BANANAS AND NEARLY WIPED OUT THE KONG RACE WITH A DEATH LASER! IS /THAT/ ENOUGH FOR YOU?"

"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"

"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"

"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"

"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"

"BAHAHA! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES A /REAL/ VILLAIN!"

"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."

"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you."

"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."

"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."

//K. Rool sees alliances as mostly a joke. If he ever were to "work" with someone, they'd be under him or on equal footing, and he'd get rid of them as soon as he feels like he didn't need them anymore, and he'd never work FOR anyone, only he can have that position in his eyes

"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"

"...I've faced worse from the kongs, honestly"

"But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"

"...so, is it really true? That despite running his own kingdom... Bowser joined those Maverick Hunters?"

"ah, Tron... It's been a while, hasn't it?"