Did you know: Coles Australia has partnered with USA corporation Palantir for their analytics and monitoring of their checkouts? Every time you go to Coles, can you be assured your data is safe and not being accessed by huge meat-waddles? #melbourne

Big soup hates this simple 5-step plan.

😍Those colours!

I'd love to get stoned and visit here. Mainly because it's beautiful and that'd be a transcendent experience. But also because I can say I was "high, while high in the highlands."

Scottish Highlands. #BlueSkyArtShow #Relax #Photography

The Gamepass price increase is a tone-deaf money grab. I've scaled back from Ultimate to Essential. I'm not going to pay you more. But I'm certainly going to pay you less.

What a dick move.

I read the review from nyorlandhotep today, and I gotta say I'm amped for City of my Nightmares.
Vaesen has its flaws, but BOY it has atmosphere.

Man I really liked this film.

And as a depression enjoyer I was personally attacked by it.

How weak do you have to be to need this display of obsequiousness'?

Rocked into the office this morning. Sat down and promptly forgot my password, how I got to work and what it is exactly that I do.

And it's only Tuesday.

If I had a dollar for every time that Vic Metro dumped me along the Cranbourne line when I should be on the Pakenham line, I'd have two dollars.

But it's weird it's happened twice.

Sadly no. I'm the forever GM.

But I do scare myself with how much fun I have with the game.

Why is AI doing art and writing poetry?

I want AI to take a look in the toilet when I'm done and determine if it should be a half flush or a full flush.

I got a packet of Burger rings for that sweet sweet nostalgia hit but I have come away very disappointed. The colour has changed the flavour has gotten bland. And now I am just sad.

You had me at 'Vaesen'.

And edged me with 'political intrigue'

Hail Hydra.

#IYKYK

Mad Max: Fury Road is a fucking great film.

I love pavalova

Moved buildings for my role. Wasn't prepared for the utter disrespect from the toilet paper in the new place.

Very rare to see those buzzing little gents.

Remember in the before times when as a kid you'd play outside and being stung by a bee was a constant risk?

Oy Vey, but there is a lot of bullshit coming from the bullshit mines...

Times are tough. I'm thinking of you.

Here's a picture of my cat to help you get by. His name is Grendel. He is an agent of chaos.

Is it wrong I read 'pasta'?

Same

It's a public holiday in Australia.

And I forgot to turn off my ridiculously early "go to work" alarm

I'm seething

I remember tripping balls and being convinced one of those had just landed from outer space...

Gotta hit the Te Reo R hard, though. Flip your tongue around.

Might be controversial: Sonic 3 was a bit "eh?"

Five other films I think work if you add a 19th century vibe to them...
District 9 (the way we treat the 'other')
Alien Nation (we tried to coexist and it didn't work)
Split Second (Satan is here and he's pissed)
Demon Knight (Billy Zane makes us horny)
Alien (hunted by a Vaesen in narrow mines)

Tonight's Vaesen game resulted in the writer realising she had to write the new poetic edda in her own blood, the hunter realising that his prey was hunting him, and the priest being made aware her son was more powerful than his Vaesen father

#vaesen