I swear people who preach “common sense” have the least amount of it
Yee-Haw🤠
Just two friends walking through the woods, anything could happen👀
So like is being called a glitter bottom a slur?
I want a man with tattoos so badly so I can color in his tattoos when I’m bored
I’ve been called space cadet one too many times today
Good morning bloomfies *I have such a long week ahead of me*
Don’t move let me get it for you🥴
only real bitches appreciate the delicate flavor of butternut squash ravioli
hi :)
I see something I like🥴
Pretty sure one of the ghosts of Christmas just went up my ass cause I just fell into my Christmas tree while trying to put ornaments on it🤧
Don’t think anyone would be complaining 🫠
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Sometimes I look at a man’s face and I can’t tell if he’s hot or just looks like a bicycle seat
I just wanna take it for a ride, just for a few 🫠
My throat hurts🙂↕️
You pull a mustache off so well😍
I wanna take a ride😭🫢
Love having a facial routine
Both and hands down swipe
Suddenly I’m happier 🫠
Yes sir🫠
Omw
On the outside I’m laughing, on the inside, I’m a little concerned
Do it for the plot
Looks like I’m switching teams for the rest of the season 👀
Heavily agree with this!
obsessed with gay men, they’ll post a pic of their niece with a small essay about how much they love them and then a close friends post of them in a jock strap right after
*Nervously chokes on spit* howdy🫠
