Wiley Coyote

Nice!

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How are you going to complain about something that was given to you free of charge?

Maybe it's time to enjoy a piece of cake? Or maybe do some gardening? So many choices 😆

You rebel you

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Just let it happen

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4-day weekends back to back 😁
I can't remember that ever happening to me.

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INVENTORY IS DONE! I dread it each year but things went smoothly and I have the next 4 days off as a bonus. Life is good!

I regret nothing.

The Phillies did the kiss cam thing to Coldplay

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The year is officially half over! Time to get ready! 😁

Can't they make the news stronger so it isn't always breaking? 🤔

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

If there are leftovers in the refrigerator, I will defeat them. 💪😋

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It's raining constantly and the weeds in the yard are looking at me like:

In other news, I, a complete internet stranger, would like to congratulate you on your health-conscious decisions. 😁👍

Apparently the private companies like Turbo Tax complained they were losing money, so those of us who used this free program are out of luck. 😐

People are still writing checks at the grocery store. 😐

That's the spirit. 😏

I was going to make a joke about weiners being blocked, but instead, I will choose the supportive route. I hope your cat gets better. 🫶

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Trump wants to change Presidents Day to Trump Day. The awesome thing about this post is that you have no idea if I'm joking or not.
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While I was focused on the eggs, the avocados hit me in the back of the head. It's all a game of distraction. 🤕

Outstanding 😎🎶🎵

I randomly chose to take the next 4 days off, so I'm doing quite well ! How about you?

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I know some will want to block me for this, but I must be honest. Not only do I prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip, but I sometimes eat raisins as a standalone snack!