Derek

Derek

@venicederek.bsky.social

Going straight to hell just like my mama. Veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. But mostly, I have a dog. #Cal #UCLA

702 Followers 553 Following 2,205 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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2 hours ago

Her fertilizer, however, is free.

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4 hours ago

Well, sure, as long as Fat Nero gets his vig.

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4 hours ago

๐Ÿคฃ

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1 day ago

It was a terrific magazine.

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1 day ago

99 Luftballons -- Nena

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

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1 day ago

It all went south when she mistook a Cava bag for a Birkin.

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1 day ago

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2 days ago

Surprised to read that Lutnick's hands got dirty, too. ๐Ÿ™„

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Insurance companies are bailing on petroleum shipping. I'm sure that will lower prices.

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2 days ago

She could have turned him into a three-legged squirrel anytime she wanted.

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2 days ago

Anti air traffic? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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2 days ago

"Little" ivory tower? ๐Ÿ™„

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2 days ago

Sportscars, food, wine, baseball. Damn, Italy.

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3 days ago

Wanker.

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3 days ago

TBF, they have a patriot battery surrounding the piano and crab legs.

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3 days ago

She looks healthy. ๐Ÿ˜

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3 days ago

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3 days ago

Outta Compton?

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3 days ago

Today, she mentioned Kamala Harris' comments at "Reggie Jackson's funeral." RIP Mr. October. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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5 days ago
Exene.

Winner and still champion.

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6 days ago

Poor little lamb.

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6 days ago

Praise the lord.

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1 week ago

That guy should have to do at least one sit-up, or lose his badge.

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1 week ago

No way!

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1 week ago

Well, at least he's not begging Zelensky for Ukraine's drone expertise... oh, wait.

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1 week ago

Comforting.

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