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Definitely. Orange toddler will be in prison and Infantino disgraced and fired. Peace even further away.

This #Fifa2026 draw thing is an absolute shit show and so incredibly cringe I feel a bit sick.

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

Unfortunately it will give such long term returns they will never get the credit.

Chart showing Change in annual income in cash terms (left-hand side) and as share of income (righthand side), as a result of tax and benefit policy changes announced this Parliament, by age group: UK, 2029-30

Tax and benefit measures announced this Parliament so far benefit children the most.

This is due to the abolition of the two-child limit, the expansion of Free School Meals to children in families receiving UC in England, and the above-inflation increases to the UC standard allowance.

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.

Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph

Because this does NOT add up!

No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…

🧵1/9

Sometimes I wonder if the Telegraph is a deep parody. Some seriously sublime British Onion.

the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

A map of part of Britiain and northern europe showing loads and loads of roman roads, picked out in red.

Wow! 😮🤩
There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓

itiner-e.org

We might have to have a lie-down.

This person took this when they called the race

The Arctic just hit its lowest winter sea ice maximum 🌍 Could this reshape British & Irish winters?

In our latest Climate Conversations, experts discuss the tug-of-war between Arctic sea-ice loss & ocean warming.

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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

How about these Utah Grizzlies skeleton jerseys?! ☠️ #HockeyHalloween

(via /UtahGrizzlies)

It's here! Time to buy a gift for the Bugler you love the most... www.thebuglepodcast.com/news

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

We worked at the science museum together. He's an absolute delight. I hope you can find a subject to get him on again. He's so passionate about his subjects.

Spice Girls doing their thing in a video, with the words ‘Tonight is the night when two becomes one’, with the 2 and 1 replaced by clock emojis showing 2 O’clock and 1 O’clock, because the clocks are going back tonight, innit.

Oh oh oh this one has my friend David on! I was so pleased to hear his stories again.

Hello. I am tentatively de-hiatusing myself back onto social media. In time to tell you that The Bugle's 18th Birthday Live Stream show is on Sunday, 7pm UK time. Featuring me, Nish Kumar, Alice Fraser & blast-from-the-Bugle-past John Oliver. www.thebuglepodcast.com/live Available in all universes.

Updating my LEGO White House

Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.

But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop

My wife has a MSc in Computer Science, another MSc in Education, a BSc in Mathematics and a PGCE, but I still have to talk her through step by painful step to uninstall and reinstall an app on her phone 🙄

British.

a gray whippet puppy with white on her paws, tummy, and snoot and blue eyes sits in a living room with a gray couch behind her. she's giving us an innocent expression and the teensiest hint of a blep with her pink tongue. we're looking up at her from a low angle, so it seems as if she's towering over us.

This is Rosie. She doesn't have a bad angle, but prefers this one because it makes her look tall. 12/10 (IG: whippyrosie)

We made a hit book, and saw none of the money! Chris and Alice Unleashed!!! B'Ankruptcy Edition | Realms Unknown With Alice Fraser and Chris Skinner

Get your box of tissues, b/c all your holes are going to leak when you hear this tale of woe.
Thank you @alicefraser.bsky.social & @podchris.bsky.social for making art and trying to share it. Love the book, sorry about capitalism, can’t wait for your next adventure
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Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

Trump received Covid vaccine and flu shot during second physical of the year | CNN Politics President Donald Trump received a Covid vaccine and flu shot during his visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday, his physician said in a memo released by the White House.

President Donald Trump received a Covid vaccine and flu shot during his visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday, his physician said in a memo released by the White House.