Leosa

Always happy to impress the boss...

Anything...and as you're my new employers I'll give you a discount this time...

And that is...?

Well, I'm honoured, Boss...

Then you'll just have to convince Quark then...

Yes, if you can buy my employment...

Sounds fun...

You're welcome...

Of course.

Well, if you want me bad enough you can always buy my contract with Quark and Mala...

Oh believe me, honey, I do...Stupid lug thought I loved him, until I got his Bank of Bolarus access codes and took him for everything and he couldn't even report the theft to the government because more than half of it was undeclared and the First Clerk would've had a field day taxing his ass!

Good...then, where shall we do it...?

Two-hundred bars of latinum...

Probably not, but maybe I can bribe them...Speaking of which, I'm not cheap...

Oh, that's nice...wanna fuck...?

Name's Leosa, L-E-O-S-A, and I was just wondering why someone so beautiful is wasting away in a brig...

Gee, you think so?

Yes, I can....

Well, hello...

Too late! I can see you silhouetted against the corridor lights and hear you talking to yourself, Chief...

Always give the customer what they want....then take it from them!

Yes, it was and the creeps deserved it....

I will when my shift begins...

Thank you, but I confess, part of it was fun....

I know its not pretty...

Ta ta for now...

Of course, I know the drill...

No, I seduced them and took incriminating photos then blackmailed them for state secrets and such which I then passed on to my bosses...

Sounds good to me...I'm usually very good with the unhappily married types....

Well, usually those with lots of latinum in both cases...