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The Marriage Braggart

@bombsfall.bsky.social

Scott Benson. Artist/ Animator/ Writer/ Videogame Person. Light Night Work Club/ Night In The Woods. Same handle on Twitter and Instagram. You can always find me at Bombsfall.com.

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Fun Fact: the vampire at the end of Demontower was named Pete after Peter Thiel

02.02.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 908    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
header: cdi is the best
3d screenshot of a woman reaching out and sticking her hand through the body of a man (spread fingers and partial hand can be seen out of the back of his top). he is looking down. she is looking concerned.
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you won't see graphics like this on many other systems, for sure!

header: cdi is the best 3d screenshot of a woman reaching out and sticking her hand through the body of a man (spread fingers and partial hand can be seen out of the back of his top). he is looking down. she is looking concerned. caption: you won't see graphics like this on many other systems, for sure!

magazine screenshot & caption (1995) archive.org/details/Uned...

04.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

hosanna on a bagel

10.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was an all american everyone, we didn't even lock our boys, everybody knew door

10.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What To Know About NSPM-7 On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which โ€œanti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianityโ€ were described as โ€œcommon threads...

The Onion had a post about NSPM-7 before The New York Times did lmao

THE ONION!
theonion.com/what-to-know...

09.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 984    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

about halfway through The Sound Of Music they perform a puppet show with cool marionettes

09.10.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman and two children are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a woman and two children are standing next to each other in a room .

tfw you've finished your tiring puppet show

09.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with the words layee-o-dl layee-o-dl-o written on the bottom ALT: a cartoon character with the words layee-o-dl layee-o-dl-o written on the bottom

where I'm at in the antifascism arc

09.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

amelia earhart just flew into the side of my house

09.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 537    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Everything Is Going To Suck So Fucking Bad - And Everyone Complaining Is A Terrorist.

09.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 363    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

jeebo chrife

09.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The "somebody showed me a TikTok" era of American government is going pretty much exactly how you'd expect.

09.10.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1879    ๐Ÿ” 357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Iโ€™m da king of da road

09.10.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the great novelist Sherwood Anderson, a letter to his son.

09.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

My toxic american trait is I love driving around so, so much

09.10.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i'm paving the way to paradise and when i get there? that's right, more paving

09.10.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

09.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1932    ๐Ÿ” 218    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

09.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1600    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

๐Ÿคฎ

09.10.2025 05:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh great here comes the marriage braggart

09.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so excited, my girlfriend asked me to meet her down at 26 federal plaza. sex time

09.10.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

yes this is just boasting you deal with it

09.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We just now remembered it's our 20 year anniversary today. Went on a long bike and photo ride along the Allegheny earlier and now we're watching Hard Boiled. Decent marriage, would recommend doing it for at least 20 years.

09.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 617    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THEY
ARE
TIRED

12.02.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 279    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You pieces of shit are demanding democrats do something instead of giving them money and otherwise not bothering them

12.02.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 894    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We Eat For You
We Own Golf Courses For You

09.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight saw a house with a shitty decorative golf course in a small sideyard with sheets of astroturf under a Trump flag, like this is the promise. A little house in an ever shrinking census-designated place by the river where you can pretend it is you who owns a golf course.

09.10.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BLANKSWORD An Angelic Roguelike RPG

9 DAYS LEFT to back BLANKSWORD, our Roguelike RPG where you play an Angel that lost his brain!

โš” God is waiting. โš”

08.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
Officer Dick, a cop on a skateboard, doing a manual in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

Officer Dick, a cop on a skateboard, doing a manual in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

Officer Dick's American Wasteland

06.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

08.10.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10879    ๐Ÿ” 1508    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 433    ๐Ÿ“Œ 172

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