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The body parts that you wedged into the alarm to muffle the sound will give you away.

Middlesbrough Mike Hi, I'm Mike and I'm very much a child of the 80s. I love anything to do with the 1980s and have an interest in memorabilia from the (best) decade. I've lived in Middlesbrough all my life and love...

I'm sure I'll not be the first to recommend Middlesbrough Mike (youtube.com/@middlesbrou...). Taking us behind the scenes of iconic 80s venues like the Cleveland Centre and Madison's night club.

A good bloke that just loves his home town.

You should've took the kids, mind.

Good to see The Magus in there.

So the Rolling Stones nicked The Verve's royalties, but not Robbie Williams'?

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Unnecessary cover, Tin Tin Out.

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It goes on, all right.

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Where does it go, Jarv?

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Pulp's Hardcore is much better than I remember it. Dramatic.

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Went to a hotel at Sunny Beach, Bulgaria in the late nineties. All the hotel room radio would play was Dion's Titanic album. Traumatised.

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Good job I didn't say it, then.

It would be impolite to say "soft southern shandy sipper". Does look refreshing, mind.

Artificially generated image of Keir Starmer on an immigrant small boat.

He might have problems with this bit. Using AI video of Keir Starmer while clearly posting as a DCC member? That imagery is showing him (KS) gleefully joining illegal immigrants on a "small boat".

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How very Dresden.

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There's a guy I used to work with who bought a bunch of colliery houses to rent out when they were dirt-cheap, years ago. The tales he told put me off for life. He seemed to thrive on it. Takes all sorts.

When we last moved house, the sale of the old one fell through. We could just about afford to move, while putting the old place back on the market. We were asked why we don't rent it; "cos I'd have to become a landlord, and landlords are cvnts". It's sold now. Swapped money for self respect.

Darren Grimes tweet about crime in London.

The deputy leader of Durham County Council, focusing on the job. Or, er, London.

There's always Josh Kerr's ability versus Josh Kerr's ego.

Just catching up with this, watching the early stages from day 1.

So, England's so-called second city, having two million people within a 30 minute drive, can't muster a respectable attendance at a high profile sporting event. Beautiful stadium, mind.

The worst bit is "bitcoin" in the singular. Do we say "five pound", "five dollar"? Retards.

Crime A.

Summat about too many lefts

It's an old Geek saying: "you've just put olive oil on your chips, you moron".

Never realised before how much Van Halen looks like Cheggers.

What you discussed yesterday also works when it's witnessing years of verbal (and other) abuse of one parent by the other. Powerless to stop it, for fear of escalating it. The phrase "what's the worst that could happen" doesn't really work when you've already seen a parent pushed through a window.

Can't imagine Steve Jobs doing this...

I got an AI when calling Halfords a while back. Asked it to give me the phone number of the Durham branch. Reply: "can you simplify your question". 😠

Darren Grimes: Does anyone else feel that Britain is about to snap?

Deputy leader of a council.

I'm not a magpie, but the club clearly deserves an absolutely stellar signing, or two. I spent most of last year really looking forward to MoTD, mainly to see Newcastle upsetting expectations. Still time, though.

Would be so easy to put dozens of them out of work. One of them is somebody with a high profile accountancy job with a multi-national. She has an iberian surname, so I'm guessing she's married to a European immigrant (but white immigrants are OK). I'd guess she's risking a 100k salary. Stupid.