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So Final Destination: Bloodlines was a good laugh...and that's about it! Oh, and that one kid? Deserved it.
14.08.2025 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I honked at a train and it honked back at me. I swear I was 6 years old again as I shrieked and giggled in my own car. To whoever that conductor was, you made my absolute day!!
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Noooooo!!!! I need my fix!!!! For real though, take your time and thank you for your hard work!!
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This week's episode of the Dead Meat Podcast is out! Come hang out with James, Chelsea, and MILLIONS of bees!
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#tma #themagnusarchives
No one loves cake the way Buddy Valastro loves cake, and I'll stand by that.
19.03.2025 11:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed to slice open the pad of my big toe on ??? Literally just looked down and was like "Oh goodie, I'm bleeding. Wonder when that happened."
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Here are all the films nominated for the 2025 Dead Meat Horror Awards!
03.03.2025 20:01 β π 164 π 25 π¬ 8 π 6Yo, aliens. Can you abduct me please? I'm tired
21.02.2025 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.
Why does life gotta be so....life, man?
21.02.2025 06:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay so we called it tweeting for Twitter, so what are we calling it here? Just posts? Flaps? Wings?
01.02.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Samuel Loomis winning the 3rd Horror Royal Rumble was not my bet, but it was WELL deserved!!!
01.02.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gray's Anatomy is a white girls One Piece, and no, I will not be taking questions. I said what I said.
01.02.2025 10:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I'm funny? Thanks. It's my β¨οΈtraumaβ¨οΈ
31.01.2025 16:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The high yesterday was 76Β°. Its JANUARY. But nooooo climate change totally isn't real
31.01.2025 14:20 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is it bad that Im counting down the days until I deactivate my Twitter?
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Life really be kicking my ass right now
25.01.2025 20:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We loooooove having the flu. It's sooooooooo much fun.
25.01.2025 01:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can I live in precedented times please?
24.01.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Guess what bitches, I'm still non-binary
23.01.2025 07:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay so I know I lived through Vine shutting down but this sucks soooooo much more somehow
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You know, a long swim in the Mississippi River sounds like a swell idea right about now...
19.01.2025 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Vine shutting down is compared to the Titanic tragedy, TikTok being shut down is like 9/11. A national tragedy and an inside job all in one
18.01.2025 01:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Had a really vivid dream that I helped my mom deliver a random girls baby in a bathroom. Fever dreams really are weird.
14.01.2025 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry man, Iβll be busy eating a bowl of thumbtacks instead
14.01.2025 15:03 β π 3100 π 204 π¬ 389 π 23it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that itβs impossible to read stories
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