Emily anne

Upon rewatching the Fosters for the first time since I was a teenager I think Brandon should be put in the pit of despair

God bless the hands that helped this hamburger

every day i have to tamp down the feral dog in my head that wants to start biting people being condescending or annoying towards my gf online

Me and my gf isolating ourselves from society and making things out of yarn when our periods are synced up

my healthiest habit is smoking cigarettes because at least it makes me go outside

Both

The hunger games socks stay on during sex

Blessed be the poot

my day has been ruined finding out about the v*vziep*p homestuck show

I can’t ever be horny on main or my girlfriend will know I have a crush on her

I missed seeing ass all because of the Bible

Pisscord

I’m
Constipsted bht like not actually I just can’t shit post the way I yearn to …..

@emhahee.bsky.social and I when we have the same brand of religious trauma

Thy two breasts are like two young roes That are twins which feed among the lilies

the chances of hearing porn from the bible when in conversation with @emhahee.bsky.social and @khaosguillotine.bsky.social is low but never 0

idk whats in the air lately but can people please stop being freaks towards me my little boy heart can’t take it anymore

If I had a penis I would never have a boner because that’s a sin

Chris rlly outed himself as a villain this episode didn’t he #loveisland

Amaya my princess

OF COURSE CRAVE IS DOWN THE MINUTE WE WANT TO START THE LOVE ISLAND FINALE FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

furthermore, ronald reagan would not have become president without thomas edison so really a time traveler needs to go back in time and throw baby Edison into the sea

thomas edison is the ronald reagan of the entertainment industry

more businesses are relying on heroin use to increase employee efficiency. studies have found that one employee on heroin can replace three non-heroin employees at a fraction of the cost. ceo's should consider implementing heroin in their organizations or risk being left behind, say heroin dealers

Is it any coincidence that the next morning I woke up with this on my face and now if I’m lucky I’ll have a really cool eye scar

Voting for best boy on love island feels like trying to decide between a fart and a toot

I have never been more evil nor more lesbian I can feel myself becoming Shego

Thinking about this lmfao

Being in love with ur best friend is so funny lol like wym we can just do what we were already doing it’s just clothing optional now

I was obsessed with Christian medical romance novels as a youth