Heather

What a nerd.

The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.

Beans are a delicious, inexpensive and nutritionally-dense food. Do not listen to RFK JR.

It's super cool that "kill 'em all and let Aryan Jesus sort 'em out" is now domestic as well as foreign policy in the States 🫠

Norm, a senior pug/chihuahua cross, lays on the floor and gazes at the camera with a blank look on his face. He is tan in colour and has gaps in his front lower teeth.

No thoughts, just vibes.

The fact that this woman paid to look like...that is astonishing.

I could really go for some casserole.

I made tzatziki, but didn't have any oregano. I used za'atar instead, and it's delicious.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?

NB: I closed the windows so Norm could stop worrying; kiddos gonna kid!

There's some kids on the corner trying to drum up business for their lemonade stand. Two young entrepreneurs are waving signs at traffic to advertise. Except one of them is enjoying screaming non-verbally at cars, to the extent that Norm, 3 storeys up, is extremely concerned about screaming kid! 🤣

I was spanked and I'm a goddamned disaster.

I'm taking bar prep this summer, and it seems I learned absolutely nothing at law school and am a hopeless dunce 🙃

No questions, just admiration.

Hi, I’m God.

How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?

Norm Peterson, a small mixed-breed dog with golden fur and a curled tail, smiles a happy doggy smile. He sits on brown linoleum in a sunbeam.

I have a (very feisty) senior dog, and tonight he is spending his first night at my new place! I've been slowly transitioning him over here and I'm so excited to hear little doggy snores tonight!

A photo of actor Vincent Curatola and actress Denise Borino-Quinn playing John and Ginny Sacrimoni in the American TV show "The Sopranos". Both actors are Caucasian with dark hair. They are dressed casually, posing close together, and the photo is taken outside. There are trees, snow, and pavement behind the actors

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

RIP Sabu, I'll never forget the time you called me a man on Twitter.

Norm, a tan-coloured pug and chihuahua mixed-breed dog, sits in his white and blue dog bed next to several brown plush dog toys. Norm is smiling mischievously.

A beautiful, round chocolate cake with "Live, Laugh, Litigate" written in red cursive script sits atop a black stovetop.

Hi friends, I've finished law school!

I did not have "Will Arnett narrates documentary about Steve Vogelsang's wild years" on my 2025 bingo card!

I love a conclave!

I often wonder what her life would have been like without a world war, grinding poverty, and a husband she hated.

*My* grandmother always told me not to marry a man who was too big for me to physically subdue, should the need arise 🤷‍♀️

Being a supreme court justice is an "offroad shenanigan"?? What??

Tomorrow is the civil procedure exam, followed by the uncivil procedure exam, which is just a fist fight behind the arena.

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

Ritz Crackers are a nice treat.

Norm Peterson, a tan-coloured pug and chihuahua dog, is lying down facing the camera with a big smile on his face. He is lying on a sunlit surface and is a happy and healthy small dog.