pussmaster general

being transgender doesn't mean you have to be ugly!

are zohran and rama looking for a third

tboys idk what about transitioning makes you think otherwise you still need to wear deodorant

zohran has the opportunity to do the worst thing imaginable and pull an Obama

seasonal affective disorder is like being a werewolf but instead of growing hair and howling at the moon it's just avoiding suicidal ideation because it gets dark out earlier

are we not men? no! we are trans women please don't refer to us as male thanks

I'm secretly a really bad DJ

if you're watching the watchmen then who's flying the plane

if I had a romantic rendezvous with anthony bourdain he wouldn't have hanged himself

I can't believe I was the sperm that made it cause this is bullshit

I'm centering queer voices by jacking off loudly while home alone

I went out looking sooo femme fatale that some friends didn't recognize me at first

I know that your early twenties are for being a fucking loser but I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

I'm so slept on in this city I gotta gtfo

what does this mean

Freddy Krueger and Wolverine trying to do hand stuff

fuck marry kill

if Trump actually dies I'm confessing my love to every woman I currently have a crush on

no i'm not re-downloading the sims to try a sex mod

taylor and travis announced their engagement. it's a big day for women who give toothy blowjobs and men who can't count to four

i'm a freak man i'm sick in the head

wild at heart 1/5, evil dead 2 and hellraiser 2/5... horrendous work

Katie is absolutely not racist, she just usually has dogshit movie takes and that's okay.

I love chappel roan's hardworking handy woman vibe for her single because I know for a fact she ain't a home depot lesbian like my gf and i. I doubt she's ever done half the home reno shit we do

this is tragically going to work. they’re going to roll back all rights to before the time of ronald reagan and it’s going to take so much to reverse course of this fascism

8/10 body (if I had a pussy it'd be 10/10)
2/10 face

come to my play it's $40, it's hosted in my living room, and two of the worst people you know are in it

I hate being on camera

trans women who still grow out their facial hair you're not making gender any cooler you're making trans femininity worse

once I figure out how to dress myself and how to do my makeup better it's OVER FOR THESE HOES