Jackie Patti (she/her)

Jackie Patti (she/her)

@jpatti.bsky.social

Cis, bi, BDSMer, disabled, ex-diabetic, rural, covid conscious.

1,283 Followers 733 Following 579 Posts Joined Dec 2024
1 hour ago

How disgusting to refrain from blowing up oil wells for "decency." Decency would've been not blowing up an elementary school full of little girls.

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2 hours ago

No one really wants to kill someone so easy to bribe.

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7 hours ago

No one in this administration actually cares about anyone but themselves.

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2 days ago

That's exactly what I was going to say!

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2 days ago

No, this was invented in ASB on Usenet, so 80s-90s. It was originally CHUDWAH: clueless het dom wannabe, later adjusted to CHODE. ASB created a lot of abbreviations like this, for example YMMV which is used all over now. I was *there* when some of these were invented, which was before the web.

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2 days ago

I'm not sure the majority of Americans would consider this a threat. It's more... a threat to billionaires.

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2 days ago

What, you killed enough little girls?

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3 days ago

About time he found his balls.

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3 days ago

The boyfriend might forgive you, but it's less certain about the cat.

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1 week ago

I'm with you. He seemed a decent human being prior to the stroke. I've never seen such clear evidence that brain damage causes fascism.

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1 week ago

Honestly, it's hard to say which of his cabinet is most eligible for being tossed into a trash bin. If it were me, I'd just get a ginormous dumpster and throw them all in.

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1 week ago

Pretty sure DOGE already stole all this info.

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1 week ago

Holy shit; they're actually *trying* to end the world.

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1 week ago

I was there! To my chagrin, my hair was too wavy to feather properly, but I did the platform shoes (much simpler to walk in than normal high heels), tye-dye (lots homemade!) and bell bottoms. I was kewl!

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1 week ago

Worst I ever did in elementary school was kept after school. No one ever tried to kill me.

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1 week ago

He's a malignant narcissist. I thought he wanted to destroy the US for choosing Biden; now I think he's trying to destroy the entire world.

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1 week ago

Is the DOW low enough that we can get the rest of the Epstein files yet?

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1 week ago

I'm an old lady and I won't be back either. Target can go fuck themselves.

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1 week ago

I'd rather send Bone Spurs Senior.

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1 week ago
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The Silence of the Branches Returns — Now Six Black Men Don’t Hang Themselves From Trees: Kyle Bassinga’s Case Adds to a Haunting 2025-2026 Pattern

Lynching is back: notsaintsnotsaviors.substack.com/p/the-silenc...

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1 week ago
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But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

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1 week ago

Purring and biscuits are good medicine.

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1 week ago

How the hell are we going to win a war against Iran when we can't win against Minnesota?

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2 weeks ago

But WHY am *I* the only one in a mask when you *know* you're sick?

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2 weeks ago

Trainer to trainee: "I think I caught your cold."
Manager standing inches from trainee: "I hope I don't get it."

Does anyone *know* it's a cold, not covid, not RSV, not flu? I totally get that you guys don't get PTO and can't risk your rent over a cold.

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2 weeks ago

I was at the grocery the other day and got a trainee cashier who was being assisted by a bagger who seemed to also be her trainer. The trainer kept coughing. There was an issue that required a manager, and this conversations ensued.

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2 weeks ago

It's cold; there's snow. I'm hibernating.

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2 weeks ago

Once in a while, he tells a truth.

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3 weeks ago

So do we!

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