evan

evan

@evanonline.bsky.social

i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids. it sounds like funny, but it's not. https://evanonline.neocities.org/

374 Followers 86 Following 3,680 Posts Joined Oct 2024
4 minutes ago

definitely the worst-aged episode of the classics, i think

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4 minutes ago

i did not remember the squirrel jokes episode of spongebob being so tough to get through. i could have forgiven it if it ended on a cartoon moral for kids that was anything except "the solution is to be racist to everyone equally!" LMAO

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2 hours ago
pink dog. steal this status
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9 months ago

Racer D saved my life and that's GOoouUuud for me but I can't help wondering WHO she is.

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3 hours ago

if i do a stream it's proooobably not gonna be next sunday though. im fixing for ring racers but next sunday i have fun real life plans

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3 hours ago

how's it going gamers. obviously not tonight but im gonna work REALLY hard to have a stream ready for this week. im sooo close to done with the things ive been working on for that

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6 hours ago
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Conan Pulls Walker Texas Ranger Lever: BEST OF - Late Night With Conan O'Brien COMPILATION YouTube video by Coney

youtu.be/uEzIZzZcOyc this shaped my sense of humor as a kid. theyre all so good.

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21 hours ago
Smart Yoda

Smart Yoda

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22 hours ago
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this rosalina frame from the trailer is very unflattering.

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1 day ago
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i can picture it so clearly in my mind

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1 day ago
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Master Mayonnaise

every time this guy shows up we talk about how they gotta get wayne playing him in live-action as sort of a modern day imakuni situation bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Master_...

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1 day ago
captain pikachu from pokemon horizons is sitting like a little bean and making a mildly shocked/annoyed face

this is the best image of pikachu ever drawn

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1 day ago

someone on the horizons animation team fucking loves Hamber because every time he gets like a major battle it goes 100000x harder than anything else on the show it's fucking awesome

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1 day ago
Hamber from Pokemon Horizons says "Welcome to a topsy-turvy world."

Yoshi when I play his game:

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1 day ago
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Late for Miku day

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1 day ago

WE ARE LIVE WITH HLVRAI2 NOOOOWW!!! showing starting soooon

twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

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1 day ago

happy day that krabs fries to all who celebrate

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2 days ago
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gulp

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2 days ago

but i looked at myself, working a soulsucking retail cashier job to punish myself for various things i felt i deserved, and i realized i clearly wasn't giving myself the same faith i had for these random kids i didn't know. so i quit my job and went back to college, and i got ALL the 7-eleven items.

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2 days ago

i really felt for them. but i truly, truly believed that the despair i saw was worth pushing through, that there was hope and potential in those sweet animal crossing kids and they couldn't afford to let the world crush them, those kids had to survive and thrive.

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2 days ago

in early november 2016 they dropped welcome amiibo so i was in a discord run by 40-something moms and populated by teenagers do i could get 7-eleven items. i remember coming home from work on US election night 2016 and staying up until 7am trying to assuage some terrified teenagers i didn't know.

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2 months ago

one of the best things you can do for yourself is do a big misato katsuragi animation & noise after drinking anything. even water

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2 days ago

my job is really killing me lately and i'm stressed. but somehow i'm losing weight and my skin looks clear and radiant. this is the opposite of how it typically goes.

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2 days ago

that guy who ran off yelling "I'M OUTTA HERE" after the drug deal in breaking bad VR's plane is landing any second !

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2 days ago

the saddest part of this is literally going to be the end of benry's plane jokes

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2 days ago
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Post by @hollowtones πŸ’¬ 4Β Β πŸ” 0  ❀️ 111Β Β·Β Hello. Half-Life 2 VR but the AI is Self-Aware begins tomorrow. Less than 20 hours to go, as of writing this... Still doesn't feel real yet. We've been chipping away at this for…

Hello. I'm feeling very sentimental on the eve of HL2VRAI, so I wrote some thoughts. www.tumblr.com/hollowtones/...

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2 days ago

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS A LOT LATELY TOO LOL. vanilla can't be that much older than the main cast now that we're done pretending amy rose, a woman with an apartment who runs grassroots community organizations, is somehow 12. right? so vanilla's gotta have a tall gene that could be passed on...

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2 days ago

me neither but i wasn't brave enough to say it

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2 days ago

omfg yayyyy i love this though

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