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It sounds like funny, but it's not. (i am a theythem in my 30s and also I might retweet hotted anime character pictures. so no kids allowed.) (icon by evan stanley) https://evanonline.neocities.org/

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October 10th, 2007 was a crazy day.

10.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

you think that's bad... one time in middle school, my parents took me on a surprise road trip and wouldn't say what it was and then when we got there it was frost man's stage, and i had to spend my whole WEEKEND memorizing the jump jump slide slide pattern any time i wanted to go to only bathroom...

10.10.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im tetopilled now... i have to

10.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay. lets play sonic racing crossworlds. its #sponsoredgaming and there will be Viewer Participation possible if you have the game on any platform! www.twitch.tv/videochess

10.10.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a friend told me yesterday in sincerity that i deserve a weird manic pixie dream girlfriend who is like wako izumi and im riding the high of that compliment still. i do deserve that, in my life.

09.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

new fortnite back bling. guest character in dragalia lost which they bring back just for her. scholastic book about baby mellow for ages 6-12.

09.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok ko has so many awesome women to hauve covid for in it. i had forgotten

09.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They datamined this in tonight's update. I literally called it

09.10.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hes gotta be unnaturally real & 3D scanned

09.10.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit

09.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

deamon dog roll toy CONFIRMED

09.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the one i got has... 2 thumb buttons but probably not enough for you and maybe not positioned in the gamer styles (i got a logitech vertical mx)

09.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey vertical mouse is fucking awesome. why didnt anyone tell me... (has been told several times)

08.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly relieved it was a pikmin thing i don't know if i could have handled the baby being a new short film character who gets into adventures

08.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pikmin short raises concerning questions. if the pikmin are that big, how big are all the other bugs? are they also invisible? is olimar invisible? do i have to worry about getting shot to death by a man-at-legs the size of a child? chilling

08.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need more people to watch pokemon horizons there is not enough fanart of coral sango sandwich (her full name)

08.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he mentally associates slime with vacationing. it's a pavlovian thing

08.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i forgot you did this!!!!!

08.10.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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even spongebob thought mario's fixation on the slime at the kids choice awards was a lil weird

08.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs.

Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed?

Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed!

Paper Mario: βœ”οΈ

Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks.

Luigi: Really?

Paper Mario: πŸ˜ƒ

Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs. Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed? Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed! Paper Mario: βœ”οΈ Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks. Luigi: Really? Paper Mario: πŸ˜ƒ Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi.

Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you.

Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway

Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though.

Sonic: what????

Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi. Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you. Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though. Sonic: what???? Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

08.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

protoman is cool too i wasn't lying when i said that 2 weeks ago

08.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

metal sonic is the coolest guy i have ever seen in my life

08.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i was gonnnnnaaaaaa don't worry i can kill my demons easily ok

08.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i invested in a vertical mouse and new wrist braces... i think a new desk would help too, and my current one is not in great shape anyway, but that's a big hassle. i am probably already good to draw again actually but i don't wanna push it

08.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my hand is healing well btw. but i kept trying to draw because i guess opening aseprite and throwing down pixels is what i do when i can't think of anything, now. i had to stop myself.

07.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you have to ohko a blissey for me NOW

07.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

put nintendo's new baby in smash. do what nick all-star brawl was afraid to do and let me stagespike an infant

07.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am left-handed but i use my right hand for my mouse at my PC, and i think between pixel art and my day job, i've been straining it too hard. i am going to try to take care of myself because if i developed an injury from drawing the sonic underground exploding baby i will never forgive myself.

07.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking β€œIt’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways

A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking β€œIt’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways

once again schulz paves the way

06.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 885    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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