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Sammy Hains

@madferret.bsky.social

He/him - 32 - gay - poly - Forever DM. Account may be NSFW so πŸ”ž no minors

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@weaselgear.com makes some really neat shirts!

12.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Night of the Werewolf!!

11.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Tweet from Fred Wellman: β€œWeird. I was told it’s a war zone.”
Below is a Time Out Chicago post showing a scenic city skyline at sunset with the text: β€œChicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year.”

Tweet from Fred Wellman: β€œWeird. I was told it’s a war zone.” Below is a Time Out Chicago post showing a scenic city skyline at sunset with the text: β€œChicago has been voted the Best Big City in the U.S. for the ninth consecutive year.”

Stay strong, stay beautiful, Chicago. c

11.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16006    πŸ” 3995    πŸ’¬ 304    πŸ“Œ 97

Yeah.

In case you haven't kept up with the news.

The USA are at the "Hiding the Franks in the attic" stage.

11.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is horrifying!!!!

11.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Well clearly this kind of discipline didn't work, because you turned out to be abusive as well."

11.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Weretober2025 Night 7: WHALE SHARK

11.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 931    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

I want Square to remake Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 1 & 2 next purely because I want more Nu Mou and Bangaa fanart in the world.

People do not draw those critters enough.

11.10.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
image froma news report of military families having to rely on food banks

image froma news report of military families having to rely on food banks

Is america great again yet.

11.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A not-so mini werewolf Rolo from last year!

02.10.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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MAGA Implodes over Kristi Noem’s β€œStare Down” with Man in Chicken Suit A good New York Times piece on Portland nevertheless demonstrates how the conventions of objective reporting fail to accurately capture the bad faith driving pro-Trump propaganda.

This week, MAGA figures claimed Kristi Noem "stared down" violent antifa protesters in Portland. Turns out they were talking mostly about a guy in a chicken suit.

This episode opens a window into how MAGA propaganda works and MSM failure to handle it. 1/

(new piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2016...

11.10.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4276    πŸ” 1362    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 107

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

10.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14329    πŸ” 7211    πŸ’¬ 388    πŸ“Œ 281
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you allπŸ™πŸΎ) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
πš‚πšπšŠπš—πš πšƒπšŠπš•πš•.
πš†πšŽ πš†πš’πš•πš• πš†πš’πš—.

10.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 22377    πŸ” 7560    πŸ’¬ 284    πŸ“Œ 288

Okay, but I feel I could get over that for the sake of the digimon.

11.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well that was a ride.

Also never heard about this because WWII nerds love glossing over the Pacific front.

11.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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setting aside the fact that they just don’t know what jokes are, this gives a big insight into the mind of white nationalists. they are deeply paranoid about the idea of being percieved as anything other than Epic Stoics

10.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3788    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 76

A fucking classic

11.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i sketched this a year ago and only coloured it now 😩
i can't possibly fit all my faves in one template but here are some digis i'm fond of! to celebrate happy time stranger and soon beatbreak day!

03.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Xargo, a big ol softie of a male orc, standing there shirtless with a warm smile on his face, eyes squinted shut from how genuine this smile is. He has plentiful dark brown hair, much of it tied up into a loose ponytail, more of it spilling down his shoulders and his back, and a lovely beard that has braids in it. He also has plenty of body hair peeking through the many scrolling red tattoos on his verdant skin. There is a gentle light on his body, really amplifying that lovely mood of his.

Xargo, a big ol softie of a male orc, standing there shirtless with a warm smile on his face, eyes squinted shut from how genuine this smile is. He has plentiful dark brown hair, much of it tied up into a loose ponytail, more of it spilling down his shoulders and his back, and a lovely beard that has braids in it. He also has plenty of body hair peeking through the many scrolling red tattoos on his verdant skin. There is a gentle light on his body, really amplifying that lovely mood of his.

I saw this orc that @thelastenvoyyy.bsky.social drew and I just had to take a crack at this gromp. But instead of gromp, I wanted to make him smile. So now Xargo here is smiling!

#Orc #Orctober #Xargo

11.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot of a google search summary that reads. "Female Grevy's zebra, for instance, have 'smart' vaginas."

A screenshot of a google search summary that reads. "Female Grevy's zebra, for instance, have 'smart' vaginas."

They're putting wifi in everything these days.

30.08.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon: A Hallowe'en illustration. A witch and her grandchildren are whipping up a brew in a cauldron with their pumpkin headed friend and owl familiar

cartoon: A Hallowe'en illustration. A witch and her grandchildren are whipping up a brew in a cauldron with their pumpkin headed friend and owl familiar

From the Larchives: Someday I'll hopefully write a story to go with these characters :

11.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
3d render of Madame

3d render of Madame

3d: Madame. Recreating the puppets in my life :) I don't think I can print this model until I find some size appropriate feathers and a boa. I wonder if Barbie has costume jewellery that could be glamourous enough?

11.10.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, these chodes are the best salesperson for the Democrats, because these fictional Dems sound so much cooler than the ones we ACTUALLY have

11.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hello, GOP? This is the American People. The Dem you sold us is broken. You said they'd make Communism for Transgenders the Musical required K-12 learning. Instead, they're funneling taxpayer money into the Pentagon. Can we return them for one that will do all that cool stuff you said they would?"

11.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spider Molting on a large mammal.

11.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Animated this little dance cycle of Vee jamming to one of my favorite halloween songs.

BG and Compositing by AMAZING @yibozone.bsky.social

Song : It's a monster holiday by Buck Owens

11.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

That's it. I've peaked on bluesky. It's all downhill from here.

11.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's 2 more than I expected. There used to be one in promenade, but that was decades ago.

11.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a very handsome hog!

11.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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