tomi scrungeonmaster

that's a lie it remained on the outskirts of my conscience. my online presence was just consolidated too hard

guy who forgot about this place for many many many months

hey wait a minute

when yoosuf said latina baddie that was actually clairvoyance

i have a girl and boy sam in my bestie roster. any nonbinary sams want to step up and complete the trifecta……

YUUUUP we move

self portrait

YEAAAAAA WOOOOOO

A normal paperclip, or the inspiration for a legend?

Whoa! I did not realize Clippy was based on an actual guy!

A fella tends to an indoor garden, aided by many small creatures

The Garden 🌿🌷 (Feb 2020)

i play music and stuff btwww

i have never before in my life seen shrimp tempura in the family guy death pose

HIIIIIII

I Love You

Message to all bitches please survive

not to be a bitch but every canadian who’s opining on the election needs to shut up highkey

im always saying this

but then the sludge is *too* unassuming…….

why did it do that. it turned my otherwise unassuming sludge into the silent hill monster in the locker

i tried to take a photo of my hearty and delectable pasta sauce i was making but this shit look like iron lung. i give up

you will NOT get between me and my costco goods

I WILL POST ON BLUESKY ONCE A DAY. today? transgender costco receipt. tomorrow? who knows……..

omg heyyy

christening this acc w me btw. very cool of me to figure out my longer hair right after the window closed to cancel my very expensive hair appointment

good grief. big ass thang

YESSSSS

put those breasts away young man

im going to be cringe on here is that ok.