Steve Doyle

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

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What a huge match tomorrow for Spurs after those results.

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How shite were Burnley though? Almost as bad as Wolv.. whoops!! 😂

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Not looking forward to getting through the next 2 hours with rancid guts. I'm in Upper East as a word of warning 😂

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump The United States Munitions Stockpiles have, at the medium and upper medium grade, never been higher or better - As was stated to me today, we have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons. Wars can be fought "forever," and very successfully, using just these supplies (which are better than other countries finest arms!). At the highest end, we have a good supply, but are not where we want to be. Much additional high grade weaponry is stored for us in outlying countries. Sleepy Joe Biden spent all of his time, and our Country's money, GIVING everything to P.T. Barnum (Zelenskyy!) of Ukraine - Hundreds of Billions of Dollars worth - And, while he gave so much of the super high end away (FREE!), he didn't bother to replace it. Fortunately, I rebuilt the military in my first term, and continue to do so. The United States is stocked, and ready to WIN, BIG!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump blames Ukraine for the US not being prepared for the illegal War of Aggression they themselves started with Iran.

Yeah Geof, 100%. Corruption and greed is absolutely rife in every aspect of life- its amazing that so many people are oblivious to it as well.

In the future people will look at this period in history and wonder how the hell we ended up like this- assuming the planet hasn't been blown to smithereens by then of course 🥲

Stansbury: “Ppl are asking Congress, why haven't you prosecuted — why have you not turned the Epstein files into Epstein trials

That's bc the job of doing so is the job of the DOJ — they're failing to comply with the Transparency Act — and now they're covering up files that implicate the president”

It's absolutely crazy that the comedy movie Idiocracy has been so prophetic that within the space of 20 years its pretty much a documentary now!

Foreign Office starts planning evacution of thousands of Britons in Middle East About 94,000 nationals thought to be in the region as tensions rise after US-Israeli attacks on Iranian regime

Roughly an eight-hour flight. Plenty of time to discuss people like Isabel Oakeshott's tax status. Their flight can always be rerouted to Rwanda, where I understand there is some very comfortable accommodation, all paid for.

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A weak Prime Minister, dragging us all into an illegal war.

This needs to stop.

sorry, Britain’s full-up, we can’t have these Dubai immigrants coming over wanting their all-day buffets by a pool & not integrating with British culture

Starmer is a fucking spineless shithouse.

It took just one phone call from Donald Trump for Starmer to jump into yet another Middle East illegal war, failing to learn the lessons of the tragedies of Iraq, Libya and Syria.

this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's cliché to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

"bring it on" should be the attitude of all left wing parties to hostility by the right wing media

This is an illegal, unprovoked and brutal attack that shows once again that the USA and Israel are rogue states.

The UK must end our cosy relationship with the USA and our ongoing support for Israel.

Take a bow Pickford you fucking legend!

I've really had enough of Moyes' line ups now.

Trump being awarded the FIFA war prize

The Dept. of War posting: OPERATION EPIC FURY

OPERATION MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME

Labour MP Ian Byrne: "The lines from the PM and Cabinet today essentially labelling the Green Party as extremist is appalling, desperate and frankly embarrassing.

"It also makes very clear that the leadership has zero understanding of where it has been going wrong."

Such a smug answer for a man who's won a European Johnstone's Paint Trophy in a 27 year managerial career.

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

What a load of shite, David.