My advice to accidental admins is to do that shit on purpose lol
12.12.2025 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's not my fault that people think i'm sucking off Astro stop fucking projecting your daddy issues on me
12.12.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dude asked me to change my profile photo because it was distracting so I doubled down with an even more distracting photo - malicious compliance baby
12.12.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
i get it because modern basketball but ilke the 4 and the 5 need to look like Derrick Coleman or I ain't getting jiggy with it
12.12.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
damn so you were a believer in the cock as well - i'm looking for those who believe in the pugnacious nature of the photo lmao
11.12.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Astro (the main mascot) has pronouns of they/them, a lot of people told me this looked like a cock, it's an AI generated photo as the primary photo was me having a serious meeting with the same sequined Astro in the same visual perspective.
But yeah, generally I'm having a fucking blast
11.12.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bob Marley once said "Could you blob, and be blobbed"
11.12.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
thinking im about to reblob my shit in an attempt to embrace hacker culture more lmfao
11.12.2025 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
cc: @readuction.bsky.social re: Salesforce Mascots - I was supposed to get punched in the face here - but yeah see previous post re: why this shit is ironic, since the mascots of CRM speak to you
11.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The thing that's crazy to me about everyone telling me my AI picture with Sequined Astro was super phallic was that we don't know Astro's machinery - Astro was given the they/them pronouns for a reason, and that reason is so you can guess whether Astro has a penis or not.
11.12.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
good luck!!!
11.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
still loving your work dude!!!
11.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David Stern was a fucking hater, may he rest in peace
11.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Literally David Stern just didn't want to see Dennis Rodman shine and that's a fucked up reason to ban a whole ass number
11.12.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hot take - the NBA needs to unban the number 69 and allow players to wear it - literally every other sport where jerseys are numbered up to 99 allows for it
11.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One broken unit away from completing Agentforce Legend!
11.12.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
😮
11.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone attending Higher Ed Dreamin' today?
10.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i'm for sure gonna listen some more i mean i've been trying to find these folks for over a decade
10.12.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Clayton James Chitty
Gillette Fusion ProGlide with FlexBall Technology Shave Face
this was the commercial i heard it from - www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T1C...
10.12.2025 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Barsuk Records
Phantogram "When I'm Small" [Official Video]
Been looking for this song for ten years without knowing its name or who made it and I just found it!
youtu.be/28tZ-S1LFok?...
10.12.2025 13:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I feel like LiAngelo Ball needs to sign with the Pelicans just to get those studio connections in the boot lol
10.12.2025 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shook Da Game
What in the name of Corey Miller is going on here
open.spotify.com/track/2ZDgdK...
10.12.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I might swerve bend that corner whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
10.12.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tweaker
Tell me what they talkin bout but I aint fuckin listening
open.spotify.com/track/0y0cTr...
10.12.2025 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
POLLASEEDS
Like the letter after yo ass fail, bitch we G'd up
open.spotify.com/track/6Agp42...
10.12.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Real talk Superbadge: Advanced Flow for Agentforce is kicking my ass and I'm trying to work through it with someone.
09.12.2025 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Knock knock.
Who's there?
European.
European who?
EUROPEAN ON MY BOOT
09.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aye who has done the Agentforce Legend superbadges? Trying to work through one.
09.12.2025 13:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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