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“Keep your shoes tied because life’s a trip.” INTJ-A. Firestarter. Associated with Amplify, Lenticular Solutions, Mile High Dreamin', Ventana Consultng, Zenhao Academy. I show up to stuff. Trying to empower the indie musician.

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Listening to The Weeknd's debut big album reminds me that all my problems used to be about women and I'm grateful as fuck that's not a thing and someone wants me to annoy them FOR LIFE

12.08.2025 01:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that just means you're pushing the limits big dog keep up the good work

11.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is Ass King? Ass King for a friend??

11.08.2025 21:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

y'all gotta stop posting big facts on the timeline before people start agreeing with each other because the fascists will poop themselves

11.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOLOOOOOOO

11.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's me with bounce music when i go to new orleans - it's how the city moves - i love that shit and how music and culture intersect like that

11.08.2025 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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harry and sally and it just so happens...

the best song to fight your chicken to
soundcloud.com/skibidisigma...

11.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost my 700th follower - to this I reply 🖕

11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i feel like that would be the best part of dc tbh

11.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh man today has been a day

11.08.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apple and FedEx both need to count their fucking days

11.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting rid of every apple product i own - fuck these people

11.08.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

watch tracked then, sounds like you fulfilled the criteria

11.08.2025 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, where's your watch at?

11.08.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman is standing on an airplane with the words `` that is not real '' . ALT: a woman is standing on an airplane with the words `` that is not real '' .

looking at a map like

11.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anything after 9pm.

11.08.2025 14:39 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The Rockies can't even run through first base how the fuck are they going to make it through Nebraska

11.08.2025 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

WE MAKING IT OUT THE DENNYS WITH THIS ONE

11.08.2025 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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harry and sally and it just so happens...

okay gave myself a real username and more chune for your headtop #harryandsally
soundcloud.com/skibidisigma...

11.08.2025 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Angel Dust Gil Scott-Heron · Ultimate Jazz Collections Gill Scott-Heron, Vol. 16 · Song · 2011

open.spotify.com/track/43wNYp...

11.08.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

with a name like that the cat has to be a real dickhead though, like more than a usual feline

11.08.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i had a bad cat once who ate all my ice cream and drank all my espresso - a fuckin awful gato

11.08.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I Can Tell 504 Boyz · Goodfellas · Song · 2000

If you know you know
open.spotify.com/track/2S0a1d...

11.08.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tumblr Girls (feat. Christoph Andersson) G-Eazy, Christoph Andersson · These Things Happen · Song · 2014

open.spotify.com/track/4Fv6wN...

11.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Are You That Somebody? Aaliyah · I Care 4 U · Song · 2002

open.spotify.com/track/2TNaQW...

11.08.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Doves In The Wind (feat. Kendrick Lamar) SZA, Kendrick Lamar · Ctrl · Song · 2017

open.spotify.com/track/593W4q...

11.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gone (feat. Syd) Snakehips, Syd · Forever (Pt. II) - EP · Song · 2015

open.spotify.com/track/1slGjc...

11.08.2025 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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august 2025 Playlist · crsauer91 · 15 items

songs that are the reason that the parental advisory label exists
open.spotify.com/playlist/0M0...

11.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not me saving all of the filthiest songs I know on a single playlist

11.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this one doesn't fully make sense to me still because Tito barks in Spanish but whatever

10.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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