sprite🍦

a white cat with orange spots wearing a translucent cone collar with a black border. he’d lying on a carpet looking peeved.

that same white cat with orange spots, facing away from the camera. he is lying down and resting his conehead on the floor.

conehead 😔 (he has a scratch on his belly he keeps irritating)

devastating especially because you are so right

FAWK

a protestor holding up a smartphone with a cop’s arm around his shoulder. text reads PICS OF FACES GO TO DATABASES! CAREFUL WHAT YOU POST!

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

would love to know who replied to this bc i see that someone apparently has but don’t see anyone else. anyway disappointed in all of u where r my fellow misandrists

so taken out by just a stuffy/runny nose and congestion headache that i fear i must have caught the man flu

this is violence against me

THIRTEEN????????????

when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY

just the essentials for every workday

t-minus 6 hours until i can anticipate the gluten to destroy me, running 45 mins late bc i didn’t want to get out of bed, will be at a workplace in bargaining when it hits, kill me

i just know the worst of it is going to hit tomorrow and i am dreading it soooooo much

my sister sent us home with tons of focaccia the other day… i had some w lunch and was like omg it’s still so soft and pillowy days later i have to let her know she should keep making the gf focaccia and then realized 😃😃 it was the giant chunk of c’s gluten focaccia that she gave him 😃😃😃😃😃

don’t tell me this when my stomach is already fucked up… NO….

oh my god……… insane how huge he looked back then and now i’m like wow he’s so young and small. also look at that sprayed on hairline. i love him

24-hour countdown clock to my destruction is now ticking………..

ugh noooo! i hope that helps, i’m sure it will. a rattan lampshade sounds so cute though so hopefully this isn’t an ongoing issue!

i just ate so much gluten by accident. literally the most gluten i’ve had maybe since i stopped eating gluten. i’m so fucked

HOW

she has a multi book deal so i guess they just had to go with whatever she churns out… really tragic because these stories could be told soooo well but unfortunately this is the source material

for some reason i remember waking up this morning and needing very urgently to know if paige bueckers had spoken out in support of minnesota via her KT tape but i fell asleep again instead of clarifying when connor said he couldn’t understand anything i was saying. so i guess i’ll never know

😭 i simply cannot skim read but i AM complaining to connor and that helps

it’s so rough dude

rachel reid you make it so so hard to enjoy your books

YAYYYY CONGRATS!!! good job little cat!!! poppy also had to be very brave the other day, she also says congrats

i wanted to wash my hair now i’m gonna have to go to work (HORRIBLE) with dirty hair (AWFUL!!!)

brother……… 🤝

under any other circumstances she doesn’t like to approach her brother for cuddles but she makes an exception when they can be cozy together

YES!!!!!

“why am i even here mom i’m FINE”