seabass

found my city parking spot during street sweep week through Casino Tactics

took me a second to recognize the song fr thought this was a joke abt how the cullens should've had the HOA called on them

i hate reposting 🫣 it's the online emotional equivalent of telling a joke to a group of people, no one responding, and then saying it again
noooo pls i just made a typoo

chardonnay n lemonade chardnald palmer

u know it's gonna be a good history book when they pull out BCE and CE

🛑 be aware ✋ stay safe 🧯

im trying to get some help (a lighter vacuum cleaner so that i can get more of the walls)

today i caught myself vacuuming the walls hmmmmm

the universe is just Oprah w/ fractals

🙋🙋

cheat code:
1. wear binder incorrectly when ur a kid
2. look super buff as an adult >:)

lying in the sun w/ ur eyes closed & everything's blue tinted when u open them
oops my eyes adjusted To The Meat

they found marbles at the base of my skull

a massage isn't enough
i need to be filleted and have each individual piece be mushed around by hand for a week before getting sewn back together like a gummy quilt

damn this makes me want to finish unpacking 🤧

part of how i gauge this is by how much it increases when i remember the app exists :3

arboreal salamanders 🤝 arboreal geckos

Blood-powered toe tips help this animal master life in the treetops Discover the surprising secret behind the climbing abilities of salamanders. Scientists reveal how transparent toe tips help them adjust grip and detachment.

This is AWESOME.

studyfinds.org/blood-powere...

circling around campus like a cat on a massive couch trying to find find the perfect - sunlight : seating : people - ratio

don't bite the hand of the guy with face tattoos who feeds you secret backroom coconut bars

tried to flirt with the refill store store employee by saying "well now i know what day to refill my spices"

so anyways ive been charged with 10 years dungeon

SPEAKING OF GARDENS

yall better have library cards. Some (most!!) public library systems have seed libraries and libraries of things where you can borrow things you may not need to own.

Also libraries are revolutionary and librarians have always been on the front lines

A string of tiny splitgill mushrooms grow like pearls on the side of an upturned stick in a bare winter forest All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

the entire reason i go to sit at the lounge at my college is to eavesdrop

i don't know any of these people

im in heaven

ive never had sex
im too busy making little lists

throat game fire? nah man, throat chakra enflamed 💀

meditation & daily yoga got me smelling my own spinal fluid yowch

just a little something to take the edge off