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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Look up Send Help, in theatres now!

Kid with his fist back to punch someone for saying they like ice

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

I don’t believe in drafts.

Ps vita dead at the bar.

*cleans and pumps humidifier, restock nasal spray, keeping hot tea by my side*

STAY AWAY, DEMONSSS!

I’m not okay (temperature changes are fucking my sinuses)

going into this dungeon with one lockpick and a dream

YouTube video by 2000’s Internet Fever GameCube & Game Boy Advance | Toys R Us Employee Training

Watch this motherfucker upsell the poor mom a Zelda Oracle of Seasons/Ages guide by telling her it’ll help her son win at F-Zero

youtu.be/HHJxo-K4lKk?...

When I send a thanks via wonder pick on pokemon pocket, it’s really a kiss 😘

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Ziggy the cat laid out in a sun spot

sun spot kitty

This is beautiful 🥹

A SpongeBob episode playing on a laptop while I’m cooking down some mushrooms for a vegan creamy pasta recipe

Sums up my last two tweets.

What vitamins are in a krabby patty?

Bro. Tahini.

Like always have cookie dough in the fridge ✅

Congrats! What are you most excited about getting together/decorating

Phew! Hope you get a lil down time today and that everything is alright!

Mirror selfie ft me

State of Bo.

I never edit messages. Im more the ole correct it with an asterisk* in a separate message type.

Evil baby cupid from my stream. Might try out doing more sketchbook streams like this maybe.

Oh shit. This isn’t my search bar…

Can you make a poopy when the power is out?

Recipe I picked for this week is NOT good 🤡

Fresh!

Exsqueeze me!?

Text: “A friend said those of us who live in Minneapolis should write about what's going on here for folks who live elsewhere. You need to know that whether you're a Republican, Independent or Democrat, the Constitution is being violated by our federal government. This is not about catching criminals, or even deporting people. It is about punishing an entire state, including citizens, for not supporting the president. Everyone in my part of Minneapolis is affected. On our streets, ICE is stopping people of color and demanding their papers. In America. US citizens do not have to prove citizenship to ICE. Yet people are being intimidated, some cases beaten up and detained, for requiring ICE to follow the law. ICE needs a judicial warrant to enter homes. Yet there are documented cases of them ignoring the law - violating a bedrock constitutional principle. Americans of color are staying home, afraid to go to work, school, to grocery shop, or fill their cars with gas. This isn't just "illegals" or immigrants with valid work permits, it is citizens who have had their cars rammed by ICE for merely looking Hispanic. Businesses are closing. Schools are 50 percent full. When they are open, fascists are calling in bomb threats because the president decided to make us a meme. After a daycare teacher with a valid work permit (through 2030) was snatched from her workplace, parents (and grandparents) have had to organize to watch their SCHOOLS, to make sure conditional rights are observed. This is being repeated throughout Minnesota. Imagine trying to do your job or live you life while also taking volunteer shifts to make sure the federal government doesn't act extrajudicially. Because of ICE's documented abuses, neighbors have organized to monitor federal actions. This observation is legal, as long as it doesn't interfere with a valid action. Yet since ICE killed Renee Good, they are increasingly stopping this observation, breaking car windows and …”

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .