TeeCoZee

Willow is wearing her Sareee gear. Could she be Grand Prix-bound? 👀 #AEWDynamite 🤼

But also, beer and #ddtpro house shows. That should do the trick.

Surely, Butthole Surfers and Yakuza 0 can fix this entirely fucked day. Right?

Senga out here doing his best Tiffany Stratton impression. You know, for funzies. #LGM

Thekla’s entrance just reeks of aura. It feels like she already shook off the bad vibes of her post-DDM run. #AEWDynamite 🤼

It’s imperative that MxM Collection remains heel so I can keep seeing Mason Madden’s ass on hardcam #AEWDynamite 🤼

This dude really wants some Brussels Sprouts #AEWDynamite 🤼

A pop for the Workhorsemen?!? We are so back! #AEWDynamite🤼‍♂️

Not even an email. They could’ve been a Nextel two-way walkie talkie chirp.

Welp. Guess it’s time to start watching Dragon Gate.

I’m over here listening to abrasive vaporwave and yet it’s the hard cam in Sacramento that’s giving me acid flashbacks. Go figure. #LGM

Oh man. I watched this game on YouTube years ago, thinking that the long runtime would include commercials. When I realized the commercials were cut out, I knew I was in for a ride…

Mulholland Drive: A film so powerful, TSA had to check my DVD of it for bomb juice.

The Beast is the closest I’ve seen any director get to emulating Lynch. If you’re able to get in the right headspace for 3 hours, it’s definitely worth it.

The more exasperated Mariah gets, the more clear it is how fucking talented the women’s division is #AEWDynamite

I see so much discourse about how the IWC is just a small sample of wrestling fans. Yet I see zero discourse about how Nielsen ratings are just a small sample of television viewers. Why is this?

This opener absolutely didn’t need to go THIS hard, but here we are. #NJBITV

It’s been 7 hours and I still can’t get the match out of my head. It will probably never leave. I missed that feeling. I’ll spend the rest of my life chasing it. #AEW #NJPW #njWD

Gabe Kidd is a made man. Kenny Omega is still Kenny Omega. Tanahashi is sobbing. The way the whole match was orchestrated was high art.

Pro wrestling is the best. And if you disagree, you probably smell like ass and you use a Discover Card.

#AEW #NJPW #njWD

Don’t you fucking dare

I’m halfway expecting Chris Charlton to start yelling “He’s gonna PUKE! HE’S GONNA PUKE!!!” #NJPW #AEW #njWD

Alls I’m saying is that if Danielson were in Kenny’s shoes, he’d have taken 50 shots to the gut already #AEW #NJPW #njWD

From now on, I’m just calling them Peals Jackson and Not Pearls Jackson #AEW #NJPW #njWD

I read this as “Steiner Stuff”, which is also valid

Takeshita vs Ishii is making me wanna bust into my industrial-sized bag of slightly expired Slim Jims. Just to feel something. #AEW #NJPW #njWD

Whenever I eat a really tender steak, I’m gonna imagine Takeshita and Ishii ramming into each other over and over #AEW #NJPW #njWD

Come back to NYC you goddamn cowards! #NJPW #njWD

Remember in Robocop 2 when they completely destroy Robocop and then reprogram him to be lame and then he electrocutes himself to be cool again? This needs to happen to Shota. #AEW #NJPW #njWD

Having Claudio beat the ever-loving shit out of Shooter feels mean spirited but also totally justified. #AEW #NJPW #njWD

I’ve seen enough. Send Brody King to the G1. #njWD