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a cartoon caterpillar is crawling through a field of plants Alt: Heimlich, the fat caterpillar from A Bug's Life after he turned into a butterfly with tiny wings.

My mood is either Dancing Like Butterfly Wings or Bullet With Butterfly Wings.
Either way, flap flap motherfucker.

Digitale Zeichnung einer Krähe, die uns mit leuchten gelben Augen wütend anguckt. Darüber steht: spürst du dich noch selbst, Friedrich?

Rhetorische Frage

CN Rassismus, Gewalt, Afd

It arrived and turns out, I ordered it two biases ago.

Shit. Wir haben die 1. Covid-Infektion im Haus. Kind ist seit heute Nacht krank, #plusLife schlug vorhin krass an.😭 Wir sind (noch) negativ.
Bin dann doch etwas lost gerade... Help?
Kann mir eins ne Quelle via PN senden, zur Dosierung von Desloratadin? #Risikogruppe #Schattenfamilie #TeamVorsicht

Today, I'm getting a surprise kpop package. It wasn't planned as a surprise, but I can't remember what I ordered and I forgot the password to the website to check my order.

My life is full of accidental fun and unplanned excitement!

I did all that stuff eventually, and no, of course it wasn't hard, it never is, but getting there? Exhausting.
Every. Fucking. Night.

#Neurodivergent

In "things that make life needlessly hard":
I cannot establish routines. Just now I sat on my bed knowing I have to get ready for bed ie. clean my face, brush my teeth, moisturize etc.
It takes maybe 5 minutes. But my brain was screeching "I DON'T WANT TO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LET'S JUST GO TO BED".
1/2

I need you to understand that today there were five lives in my corner of the fandom world and I was so overwhelmed that I fell asleep out of self defense during the last one.

According to the official letter from the clinic, I don't meet the criteria for ADHD.
I do however meet the criteria for:
-BPD
-OCD
-AvPD

So, you know, that's fun. #mentalillness

Teller mit Laugenbrezeln

Habe beschlossen, dass ich bei meinen Schichten im JUZ jeweils was frisch zubereite. Ich bin manchmal awkward mit Kindern (in meiner neuen Schicht sind sie 10-14 Jahre alt), aber ich kann kochen und backen und die Kinder finden es gut, wenn was zu essen da ist. Gestern gab's Laugengebäck.

Because if I'm going to describe things, there WILL be details. But also, words. And well, see above.

Alt text provided:
"a cartoon character with an angry face and the words argh"
I would have written "Anger, one of the main characters from the Pixar movie Inside out. He is a stocky little guy with red skin a white shirt with a red tie and brown pants. His head is on fire and he's screaming Argh."

a cartoon character with an angry face and the words argh Alt: a cartoon character with an angry face and the words argh

And then I have to find words to describe said GIF because of alt text and I start obsessing over the perfect description and I didn't have words in the first place, remember?
It's like...

I keep thinking that if a social media platform provides GIFs, they should come provided with alt text. Quality alt text, because frankly sometimes (often) my brain is mush and I can't use words properly to explain what I mean, but a GIF shows my feelings exactly.

Ich war fünf Wochen in Reha und alles was ich gekriegt habe war eine "Irgendwas mit Neurodivergenz"-Diagnose.
Und das reicht mir auch völlig, danke sehr, mehr brauche ich nicht.

Mork vom Ork, in seinem gestreiften Shirt , ist auf dem Bild zu sehen. Politiker sollten Sponsorenjacken tragen, wie Formel 1 Fahrer, dann wissen wir wem sie gehören!

Böse Wahrheit am Donnerstag 😡😡😡👿

I hate having to switch social media platforms every few months.

Fine, let's use this again, too.

Picture of Kelly, a young white blonde girl with glasses, played by comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan. She is known for her song "Shoes", where she says "Shoes" a lot. Above the picture, the text reads: "Me as soon as it gets cold outside". In the picture, it says "Soup".

I'm sure it's been done before, but this is my brain at the moment.

Me: ... what was I talking about?
BFF: ... I don't remember either.

This is why we're bffs.

Two sets of animal paw prints in the snow. One is most likely from a cat, the other one is tiny.

Encountered one of those rare episodes where Tom and Jerry get along today.

And yes, around here, you can't scream into the void because the void does all the screaming.

Two pictures of a black cat put next to each other. She is sitting on a tiled bathroom floor with her back turned to the camera, but her head tilted towards it. In the first picture, she is staring silently, in the second one, she is meowing.

Did you know that there are pictures that come with sound, but said sound will be different for every cat owner? #catcontent

how am i supposed to fall asleep when my body has all of these joints and i have to find a comfortable angle for each of them

Ach, hab ich hier noch gar nicht erzählt, dass wir mit knapp 75% Ja-Stimmen gewonnen haben?
Gnihihi.

Gnihihi.
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A fat middle-aged white woman with purple hair dressed up as Shane from Stardew Valley, i.e. blue shortish pants and hoodie, green polo shirt and green sneakers. She is pretending to drink out of a novelty fake beer mug and wearing a chicken plushie bag.

Sometimes you gotta ride that big black dog of depression all the way to Pelican Town and fix yourself through silliness.

#stardewvalley #stardewvalleyshanecosplay

Also Leia has been sleeping in the kid's bed whenever he's away, and he's pretending to be offended.
He's not very convincing.

Naira just head bumped my nose.
She's been all over me for months, but she's always avoided my face up until now.
EEEEEEEEEEE also ow.