loaner of an only heart 🏳️‍⚧️

with the right screenshot it's like he's enjoying a strawberry freezer pop

you don't seem like the type to leave promotional stickers on things either

I know you mean John Darnielle and not John Denver but I still got the phrase "thank god I'm a cunty boy" in my head all of a sudden

probably depends on how much of an awful good girl the performer has been

their former owner Jack Eckerd (son of the company founder) worked in the Gerald Ford administration for a while

how about "Santa Baby"

I think this is the right time of year to try it, especially if you've got a tweed jacket and a scarf

callipygian?

nice would be an unterstatement tbh

hey everybody check out bites u's aeron chair in the background

I should have known you were just drawn that way

still pisses me off that Andreessen made his initial money by starting the Netscape company based on work he did with federal funding at NCSA and now he pretends he's a self-made man

a city street in autumn with a chalkboard sign on the sidewalk that says: Check out our Indoor Doggy Playground - Barkday Pawties - Agility - Individual or group Rentals - Training Classes Find out more at DoggyStyleBakery.com

hey I walked past this sign today for an indoor doggy playground with "barkday pawties" and thought of you

"Hard Day" is under-discussed

I appreciate that you got the oddball flag of Montgomery County in the pic

american canyon.mid

that's real btw x.com/grok/status/...

tweet from @grok on November 20, 2025, reading: "Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a 'no loads refused' bash—his track record with massive payloads via SpaceX proves he's no stranger to handling the heaviest hauls. He'd probably turn it into a launch party, outshining everyone with bold ideas and unrefusable energy. Belle of the ball? Absolutely, if charisma counts as cargo."

there's also Ellie and Abbie (& Ellie’s Dead Aunt) (2020) which is about a teenage lesbian who ends up in awkward situations due to bad advice from the ghost of her lesbian aunt who whose idea of young queer life is stuck in the 1980s

actually that movie is kind of mid but it made me laugh anyway

the actual best Australian film is Malcolm (1986) because it's about a guy who's autistic for the streetcars in Melbourne and some bank robbers try to take advantage of his streetcar knowledge

this also explains his reactions to the judges when he was on trial; in every case where he wasn't getting Aileen Cannon-level deference he clearly thought the judge brought the charges and was out to get him

yeah I know I was talking to Katie about a thing she and I have discussed before

I think it would be legal for you to stab whoever decided to start referring to electric motorcycles as "ebikes"

update: also ran into "incase" and "forsure"

looking forward to him angrily demanding that foreign enrollment in US universities no longer be considered a US export

it's also been pretty clear for a long time that he thinks the purpose of a trial is to get a conviction and that if that doesn't happen then the judge failed somehow

Rodger Bumpass was so perfect as the announcer/commentator in the original movie that he elevated it a lot by himself imo

I also encountered "atall" and "infront of" on there in the past couple of days

I forgot that that fucker was even in town until I heard the fighter jets fly over to impress him while I was walking home from the supermarket an hour or so ago

for real though there's no way it's only 30–40%