Kethy

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

love a good cartoon wind-up like that

let me just say, on behalf of my fellow hefty dudes with glasses: hell yes

And one day, under his tutelage, those skaters shall kill Superman

Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

In some respects, Pritzker makes an awkward champion for a Democratic Party looking for a new direction. He is a billionaire in an electorate raging against oligarchy and a former AIPAC supporter at a time when support for Israel is plummeting. (A spokesperson for the governor said Pritzker had not donated to the group in “nearly a decade” and “believes the organization has abandoned its bipartisan principles and become a pro-Trump organization.”)

Q: So, what are the governor’s thoughts on AIPAC’s involvement in several Illinois congressional Democratic primaries? A The Governor’s feeling on AIPAC’s abandonment of their principles remains the same. Just because they donate to certain Democrats doesn’t change the fact that they are heeding the words and direction of Jared Kushner and other Trump acolytes. Q: Should those Democrats denounce the group? A: The Governor has been clear about his own views. Other candidates can speak for themselves.

Governor JB Pritzker, who himself once upon a time served on the board of directors for AIPAC, now says AIPAC is a "pro-Trump organization" and his spokesman told another reporter that AIPAC works at the behest of Jared Kushner.

why is she like this...

Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

this is yet another example of DHS employees literally doing the kind of thing that would get your entire family bloodline erased in morality tales from medieval times, like, bread and salt shit

The only way the final line would be better is it ended with the words “and she cannot scream”

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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Five different series of Game Player's with slightly different titles.

A treat for Friday the 13th:

We've added the near-complete run of Game Player's magazine to our digital library! 232 issues across 12 (!) different series

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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.

Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...

The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.

It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.

Vought is a mass murderer.

Orange Cassidy and Toni Storm show off their potential wigs if they were to lose the Hair vs Hair match against Wheeler Yuta and Marina Shafir at AEW Grand Slam Australia

😂

We should have:

Hanged every commissioned Confederate officer

Confiscated every plantation

Barred everyone who carried arms against the US from voting for life

Distributed the land to freedmen and enacted laws to bar resale to traitors

Redrawn borders to erase the old state borders

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

A recent graduate of Harvard Law changed her career trajectory after looking up the Massachusetts Bar Exam on HowLongToBeat.
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There's this autistic guy on tiktok, and his special interest is Dracula.

He's done 100s of videos on, and as, Dracula.

That's his thing. That's his gimmick. Very wholesome. Very charming.

He has also become one of the most vocally anti-ice people on the internet.

If he can do it.

the minute the fb algorithm clocks you as a straight man it immediately sets about trying to destroy your life & endanger those around you

Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.

"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

i propose a HUAC for investigating tech executives

original system on the right.

It´s pretty much the same size. But stuff like the blinder seems to be built differently.

Well there's your problem

Daisoujou is my favorite skeleton
#ShinMegamiTensei #SMT

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It's interesting to look at how Epstein directly, via hundreds of thousands of emails with his pedo buddies in academia, made US academia incredibly hostile to women for *decades*.

How many Emma Noethers never were, even before any of it was put into legislation?

Dead Cells creators are making a new Castlevania game, because sometimes the world is just The perfect match

The perfect match