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Total Playtime: The Trials of Anubis Dead reckoning

Really great supporters episode of Total Playtime last week some absolutely vintage use of voice changers by Nate, and @brendyc.bsky.social hubris/backstabbing www.jank.cool/total-playti...

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Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

The secretive company filling video game sites with gambling and AI
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We may examine indies through a different lens, but you owe nothing to journalists, and they owe nothing back. If you make games you will encounter harsh opinions. I wouldn't apologise to EA if I hurt their feelings. So you don't get special treatment. Criticism is not exclusive to Ubisoft.

Jank I guess I could read about PC games.

the thing I hope the most about jank.cool is that I hope they indulge in the age old tradition of sending brendy to a game event he both is unequipped for and also does not want to attend

we'll make this a stretch goal

Leon S. Kennedy is a car salesman now Stop pretending this man is cool

Leon Kennedy is a car salesman now.

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the dystopia genre continues to be made redundant

reskeeting so that i may see more rats

Hoverbikes are cool. Having a fist fight after each race is also cool.

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AI cannot do our job because AI don't feel shit.

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Not everything is Concord What do comparisons between titles like Marathon and Concord reveal about the state of video game discourse? We're not talking about the right thing anymore.

Wrote about what it means that Concord — a game that famously nobody played — has become one of the primary lenses through which video games are discussed today.

(Also some stuff toward the end about what's next for ReaderGrev...)
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[in quieter voice]
love u rps

I am very late for a beating with Treachery In Beatdown City Silly but still topical

We got Sin to write for Jank. And we'll do it again.

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the fucken mad max bicycle helmet lol

What is your fondest memory of jank? 14 game devs tell us A celebration of unintentional comedy in games

What's your best memory of "jank" in a game?

From disappearing towns to floating jaguars, 14 game devs tell us their favourite glitchy moments.

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the xbox PR team for the last two years

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

The Lemaitres need to make one more brutalist bunnyhopper so I can print a t-shirt that says:

Babbdi &
Straftat &
Vholume &
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I hope this is enough to convince you that this series of articles is some of the most fun, informative game journalism I've ever read and you should read it too.

People posting online aren’t talking about the thing they seem to be talking about but instead are talking about posting
Talking about books? No they’re talking about posting
Movies? Posting
Sex? Identity? Experience? Art? No they’re posting online about posting online

Making bots is against the EULA, said Eve's new bot.

I will break EVE Online's stupid AI chatbot It literally cannot count

I tried to convince Eve Online's new AI chatbot to delete itself.

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Swansea from Mouthwashing is the best alcoholic in games This is the bad kind of drinking contest

There's no "hero" in Mouthwashing, but there is at least an honest drunk.

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by the bane of my blade, a mighty spell is made and
far beyond the battle blood shall fall like a hard rain

@jank.cool would never

i do not apologise, for i know no other way