Jon Wood

Jon Wood

@jonwood.bsky.social

I make things, sometimes they even work.

213 Followers 373 Following 624 Posts Joined Jun 2023
2 days ago

I feel like The Pitt did the right thing. It was originally going to be a show specifically about being a doctor through that but they made the good call of instead being (partially) about the leftover trauma from doing so.

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2 days ago

God forbid someone decide not to dress like it’s still the 1800s.

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2 days ago

I’ve been blessed by a fox that lives in the little patch of dead ground between a few housing developments just next to where I live and several times a day he’ll casually wander past the window by my work desk. Makes me smile every time he does.

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2 days ago

“Conference, we are being enforcement back” has the same energy as a Twitch streamer with 18 viewers claiming they’re going to change the world by playing Minecraft for 48 hours straight.

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3 days ago

Love when my phone gets confused by me going to the office. I just got a notification saying I need to turn around and go home in order to get back in time for lunch.

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4 days ago

Dark Souls: Dom
Dwarf Fortress: Dom
Pokemon: Sub
Doom (2016): Despite appearances, Sub, because it wants you to feel like a bad ass.

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4 days ago

Dom or Sub just became this year’s Menus or Parkour.

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4 days ago

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

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5 days ago

I don’t often miss smoking these days but nothing quite beats a well earned smoke at the end of a journey.

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5 days ago

The real clue is when the kids come back with a goatee.

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5 days ago

Seeing some discourse on shop lifting and let me just note the poster in Sainsbury’s suggesting that their customers might like to donate a little to help those in food poverty.

If only there were some organisation with a national logistics network and supplier relationships that could do that.

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6 days ago

I reckon we should flip it. Have a single labelled noisy coach. Gather all the people who can’t shut the fuck up for 90 minutes there to yap incessantly at each other.

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2 weeks ago

It somehow took them until the 32nd century to work out they could just carry a single device.

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2 weeks ago

If only they hadn’t and the Muslim housewives could have gone to their true political home, the party of [checks notes] considering all Muslims illegal immigrants and demanding they be deported.

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2 weeks ago

This got an involuntary Awwwawwaww from me.

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2 weeks ago

rushing to the window "young young boy, what day is it?"

and hearing "the tories lost their deposit" and cackling

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2 weeks ago

The Comments Below, so called because they’re Hell. (Is this original? Probably not, I’m sure someone else has thought of it before, but its new to me)

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2 weeks ago

Traditional Methods to Increase Effectiveness sounds like it’s for losers as well. Gotta explore untraditional methods first, disrupt those methods.

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2 weeks ago

Ironically the Lib Dems here are articulating why a ban for under 16s isn’t the answer here. Spreading harmful content and relying on addiction to keep customers should be universally regulated, they don’t magically stop being a problem the moment a potential customer has their 16th birthday.

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2 weeks ago

I've seen your steam backlogs. Many of you should be hosting a Previous Fest.

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3 weeks ago

But also don’t, because this is a cube of scented wax.

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3 weeks ago

Love it, it’s all gorgeous! I genuinely have no idea how I ended up following you but very glad I did.

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3 weeks ago

Can I buy a large print of that image from you (or for that matter a high resolution version of the image and a license to make one print from it)? DMs are disabled here but drop me an email, jon@blankpad.net

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3 weeks ago

Please tell me your reputation with cats can’t go above zero.

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3 weeks ago
Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima, the famous photo of some American Marines raising the US flag on Iwo Jima.
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1 month ago

You’re writing that as if any of these people make a distinction between asylum seekers who’ve come via irregular routes and a vaguely brown person who was born here. It’s not about immigration, that’s just the fig lead they put over being racists.

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1 month ago

Me: We might go to a protest this weekend.

Local 7-year-old: Is it gonna be "boo ICE!" or "go trans!"?

Local 10-year-old: It's... kinda all the same thing.

Collective liberation ftw.

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1 month ago

Did he have any suggestions for what every white collar worker should do once they’ve been replaced by an LLM.

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1 month ago

Snapped and unscrewed it from the wall. It’s a homeopathic switch, I assume at one point the heater was attached to it rather than the economy 7 circuit. This is fantastic news!

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1 month ago

I am once again being driven mad by a fused switch in my flat. It’s on the wall next to the heater, and yet somehow has no influence at all over the operation of the heater. Which is annoying, because what I’d really like is a fused switch which turns the heater on and off.

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