Idiot plot
This deeply deranged pamphlet has been living rent-free in the heads of most of my friend group for over a year now. Let it infect your minds too.
I’m going back to bed.
“But, Nicole, it’s 7:30.”
Yrs, but today’s 7:30 was 6:30 until three days ago. Cats do not understand Daylight Savings Time. They are free of modern society’s yoke.
This post is brought to you by all the annoying little “Make Mamma Feed Us” rituals The Gerbs perform too damn early in the morning.
My cats have OCD, I swear to god. They’ll do one weird thing, and get a result they like, and think, “I must do this AS HARD AS I CAN until the day I die. If I don’t, obviously, I will starve to death.”
good news, then: he was abandoned and left to rot
the main problem with LABYRINTH is i hate Hoggle with my life
new tag yourself just dropped
A bunch of celebrities have been declaring that they dislike cats because they’re “mean” animals
This is like when people complain that they don’t like turkey because it’s dry: they’re telling on their own incompetence.
Ham-fisted dopes don’t know how to approach cats. Not the cat’s problem
2026 can eat a bag of dicks.
I shared this on Instagram and the GFM, but forgot to share it here.
It’s been A FULL YEAR since Ducky’s stroke, and they’re doing so fucking well. I’m so grateful and so proud of them. 😭
Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was “eat this acid and draw a butthole”?
And I'm pleading with you too LOVE trans people more than you hate the bigots. Flight for us because you love US, not because you hate them. Only through loving us will you find enough passion to fight this fight to the victorious end.
These bigots hate trans people more than they love their own children. They trust their children with known cishet child rapists over a trans person who is just living life who has never even thought about touching a child. They will let their child be raped so long as it's by a cishet rich man.
Wrinkled fingers tremble on the trumpet's valves. Endless summers with his boys, cheap gin and cigars. A hundred women, though he never forgot a name. Dresses twirling in the moonlight, bright as stars.
Once, he'd known the sweetness of five mambos. Perhaps before the end, he might manage a sixth.
Night Traffic
“2026 is the year of the horse”
The horse:
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
FOR REAL.
(I’ve been trying to get Ducky a dental appointment, and I am very frustrated. A personal highlight was being left on hold for 20 minutes, and then having to leave a voicemail. Good stuff.)
AMERICA! Land of the free! Home of the brave! The richest nation in the world where you only get to have teeth if you have thousands of dollars in your savings account! 🇺🇸🦅🍔
The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon
first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot
The identification of a 'smiling' object found on Holy Island in Northumberland has been confirmed by BGS senior paleontologist Jan Hennissen.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.
This week, @nicolefroio.bsky.social explores the power of activism + creativity and connects with a community of nail artists who are telling ICE to get fucked.
(Oh! And it's a FREE POST!)
Ok. The world’s terrifying and I have very little control. I’m off to make my silly little bits of art and try to at least make MY BIT better and share that as far as I can…
