The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
07.11.2025 13:15 β π 5433 π 2329 π¬ 61 π 65
What the hell?! π
Iβm going to be thinking about that along side you now.
04.11.2025 00:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thatβs what I thought!
03.11.2025 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
At this rate Iβm going to fall asleep before I can play video games.
A restful sleep without electronic devices?! Is this possible?
03.11.2025 04:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thirty-five perceeeeeeeeeeeeent! π
03.11.2025 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I hope this bloody works. Iβve got a non-binary demon with a sword to romance!
03.11.2025 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Iβve been unwinding at night by playing a heavily modded version of Stardew Valley. My controller suddenly stopped connecting. Troubleshooting suggested checking for OS updates.
βOh! Thereβs an update available!β *clicks download *
It is moving SO DAMN SLOW. π
03.11.2025 03:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
02.11.2025 17:11 β π 401 π 165 π¬ 6 π 12
π I canβt believe I didnβt think of the obvious pun.
02.11.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also, fellas, if youβre gonna step into the ladiesβ room to use the bathroom (no judgement; we all gotta pee sometimes), at least have the fucking decency to put the toilet seat back down!
Also, wash your damn hands.
02.11.2025 00:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A person in a black curly wig, mustache, glam makeup and white ruffled shirt and black vest looking into the camera intensely.
The same person with mustache, and glam makeup, this time without the wig revealing a light blue buzzcut. The collar of the white ruffled shirt is unbuttoned and she is smirking at the camera.
I started Halloween as Edgar Allan Poe, but ended it as Freddy Mercury. π
02.11.2025 00:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Third Term Project
Join the constitutional revival movement to elect President Trump to a historic 3rd term in office!
Hey I heard this website about Trumpβs third term has a lonely comment form. So lonely. Needs filling.
30.10.2025 15:53 β π 37 π 11 π¬ 6 π 1
Now you can claim you learned to make it from Vincent himself! π
30.10.2025 15:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
As a Floridian, Iβve been offered a lot of sketchy shit in parking lots. Today was the first time I was offered a tattoo.
17.10.2025 19:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dammit.
08.10.2025 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Donβt fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman.
07.10.2025 23:32 β π 559 π 180 π¬ 2 π 5
The bisexual urge for thrills and chills.
07.10.2025 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A sign for Halloween costumes that reads βBoys,β βGirls,β and βThrills & Chillsβ with a little skull.
Ah, yes. The three genders.
24.10.2024 03:38 β π 91 π 38 π¬ 1 π 2
I donβt remember how the catgirls thwarted the stalker. I can only assume Scooby Do style hijinks were involved.
05.10.2025 14:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I got my COVID + flu shots yesterday, and the fever dreams have been something else. For ex, I dreamt that Susan Sarandon was giving out free T and E as a protest, and had a LONG line of catgirls around her house. Somehow, the girls caught a stalker that had been harassing Susan for years.
05.10.2025 14:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
ALL HAIL BRAK!
17.09.2025 15:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My spouse had a stroke 8 months ago. I brought my laptop into the Neuroscience ICU, so we could watch something other than cable TV. I put on Devil Doll. When they laughed at βIβm driving with MY MIND,β I started crying with relief, cuz they were still them. Weβve been rewatching MST3k a lot.
17.09.2025 15:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No pressure felt. Being a caregiver is fucking ROUGH, no matter what the diagnosis. I hope it gets easier for you too.
04.09.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
But, I really should. Thanks for giving me a kick in the pants to update.
Iβm so sorry youβre going through your own medical bullshit with your mom. I feel like Iβve aged 100,000 years dealing with all this.
04.09.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ducky usually has between 2-4 therapy appts a week (speech, occupational, and physical) which is where weβve been overhearing some of the wilder stuff. π
Iβve been meaning to make a proper update for a while, but Iβve been exhausted, and we donβt exactly have βnewsβ atm.
04.09.2025 02:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
CONTINUING ADVENTURES IN PHYSICAL THERAPY
Today while Ducky was in OT, the guy working with a couple of therapists behind us, said: βI used to have a *great* ass, but then I got older, and got that white, emo flat ass.β
03.09.2025 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The local World Market closed during the Pandemic, and Iβm so sad!
29.08.2025 01:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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