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Just finished Bayonetta 3, I need a new switch game. Taking all suggestions 🤗

Is that what the neurotypicals call it? 😂

I heard from an expert source this is the devil escaping and the Rapture™️ is imminent. 💁‍♂️

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Lmfaoooo I was today years old when I learned you can add your adhd notes to a reminder on Android. So they actually pop up later instead of dying in the abyss.

All this time I coulda been productive 😭

Thanks! 🤗 its exceeded my expectations and its sooooo much fun when gaming.

🎶 cause everytime we touch,
I get this feeling, and everytime we kiss,
I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart
beat fast, I want this to last,
I need you by my side..🎶

BEHOLD 👁👄👁

Whats it taste like??? Im so curious haha

My dog said cheese tax or death 😂😂

I can still make that happen lol 😆

I should've bought the whole Philips Hue setup but whewwww boy was it expensive just for me to bop around to lights with buds in 😂

The lights wont work when I use buds, it needs to use the built in mic. 😭😡

Okay, I dont hate it, but the camera is driving me nuts. The final test is whether or not the lights sync to my phone while Im playing music with buds in.

Cutie patootie alert, this is not a drill

Eat a Chipotle burrito. 💁‍♂️

Asking men how to use the hip thrust machine at the gym...for science and health.

Confession: for years I thought this actor in Real Genius was actually Sarah Jessica Parker pretending to be a boy.

Edibles and we get goofy while Outer Limits (90s) plays in the background.

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When im high af in the elevator with my dog and someone tries to make small talk with me:

This IS my hobby.

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Absolutely no one: .....

Me: im gonna start the Rapture rumor again.

Just tried "What God Smokes" and found out shes really pissed at us you guys 😭

The world is burning, lets masturbate.
- Divine David.

I hate it here so much. 😡

Cutie patootie alert, this is not a drill.

Genuine question, did Congress officially vote to allow this war or is Trump just ushering in the apocalypse?

Yesssssssssss it finally dropped. 🔥🔥🔥

Okay but for real, these came out so bomb. Theyre cinnamon apple hand pies.