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Only if you help me build this cute AF plant ladder with hot glue and some hopes and dreams.

Love when I think i have all the skill and wisdom to build a cute DIY plant ladder i saw on Pinterest.

Leslie Nielson wearing a white shirt and black bow tie, holding onto a Bannister saying "im backkkk!!!"

The edible I forgot about while halfway through my doob just now:

I do this fun thing where if any unsaved number calls me and doesn’t leave a voicemail, I immediately block and report the number as junk 🥰

Gays 🤝 Weed

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It has perks, so im told.

Fetterman is such a HUGE disgrace to the burgh my god. It was either him or Dr Oz, so not like we really had a choice.

Admiring the doobie I just rolled:

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Yeah but does your Jack in The Box give you a lil smooch when you order the gay stoner munchies box?

I didnt think so.

Uh oh spaghetti'O's another white man?

This bussy belongs to God.

Do you prefer smores or hotdogs for when we are burning in hell? I can get both but idk if the devil will let us have both.

Just an FYI, if this "Christian War" on Iran coincides with the blood moon tonight, then the Rapture™️ is imminent.

Maybe this times the "time".

I, for one, cannot wait for Armageddon™️.

Like a bomb pop, right down to the blue.

💖 BOY KIBBLE 💖

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Behind every evil kitty is an even more evil doggo.

All things are possible through sativa and iced coffee so jot that down.

Getting this tattooed on me in comic sans.

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Wow, straight to the nazi testing on prisoners pipeline.

Lol I just started rewatching them on Tubi 😂

How so? Ive only ever seen it with the tidbits.

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Thats the best part. 😂😂😂

This my first time trying them lol. I am impressed haha.