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This is such a good skeet. 🤣🤣🤣

Sticking my tongue deep into the dosage cup while taking Pepto Bismol like it's a jello shot

Its a butthole. 👏

For poopin. 👏

Anal is just a hobby, a side interest, okay?

Yassified baby from Twilight. She has her hands clasped with long nails. Makeup on her face anx she's serving stunning.

My guardian angel watching me take a dummy fat ripp of a dab knowing its going to be far too much:

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Sir, why are you so hot?

A giggity-byte, if you will.

Im gonna c*m.

I LOVE when I find myself in a lil "flow".

What do you mean I just made julia child's beef bourguinon AND cleaned up easily because I had already emptied the dishwasher AND cleaned the counter tops?

Sooo I was kinda afraid the can would explode because its got one of those ez open lids. And my luck, it would. Haha.

A very well baked Irish Soda Bread with golden raisins and orange zest is resting on parchment paper on the stove cooling. Its a golden amber brown.

Boom.

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I wish you all could smell how bomb this Irish soda bread im baking is turning out.

Its got orange and golden raisins.

Lmfaooooo accurate AF. 🥴

🐻

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What do you mean 12-15hrs for this can of sweetened condensed milk to turn into delcious dulce de Leche?

Me, ignoring the consequences of my own actions:

Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest.

Smash.

Huge if true.

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Just saw some clips of that gay hockey show and whewwwww boy.

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sloppy toppy
Sloppy Toppy
SLOPPY TOPPY

Text: "When I see people running for the elevator" Picture: A tan and white cat in a tiny white hardhat gently paws a red button marked "Close"

it me

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Having the struggle of my life taking off the skinny jeans "I Just KNEW I could still fit into" be like:

Oh shes mad mad.

Does she even know shes a gay icon? 😂 I hope she does.

I frigging love her, shes my Christmas queen. I think i still follow her on YouTube.

Its her time ☺️

🎄🔔🎵 are you ready to jingle your bells🎵🔔🎄

Id mute me. Id mute me so hard.

Lmfaooo do you remember the entirely unnecessary animatronic arms around the room that held chuck e cheese flags that would start waving when the show started?

Or is that just my nightmare?

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I mean: