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Jonny Sharples

@jonnygabriel.bsky.social

Jonny Sharples (English pronunciation: /ˈdʒɒni ˈʃɑːpəlz/) is an 'online joker'[1] and an ambassador for @theCALMzone.[2] He is a great blueskyer.[citation needed]

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Latest posts by jonnygabriel.bsky.social on Bluesky

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03.08.2025 20:58 — 👍 64    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1
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Has anyone else been getting this?

26.07.2025 10:58 — 👍 49    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 0
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It was.

25.07.2025 11:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The rest of Newcastle's transfer window.

24.07.2025 20:50 — 👍 105    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 2

🚨💣 BREAKING: Amelia Earhart has informed Newcastle of her desire to explore a move this summer.

Club became aware of American's plans during a séance last night, as @craighope-dm.bsky.social reports.

Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top aviator in the market. 👀

24.07.2025 13:46 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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The Magpies play Arsenal in Singapore on Sunday before two more pre-season games in South Korea next week.

24.07.2025 09:53 — 👍 50    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 1
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Looks like I've been called up for Drury service.

17.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 55    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0
A long haired ginger and white cat lying on a tree and looking into the camera.

A long haired ginger and white cat lying on a tree and looking into the camera.

I'm semi-retired from social media nowadays but I took a photo of one of my cats looking handsome so I thought I would share it.

19.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Listen, play along, and - if you have the authority - recommission Sky One's Dream Team.

05.02.2025 10:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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An absolute thrill to appear on one of my favourite podcasts and finally put my years spent on Sporcle to good use.

Sign up to their Patreon to give it a listen.

03.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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“What are they celebrating like that for? Fireworks? It's embarrassing. You'd think these boys had never seen a New Year before the way they're carrying on.”

01.01.2025 00:11 — 👍 121    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 0

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31.12.2024 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Best of 2024

Albums: It's Sorted (Cheekface), Restorations (Restorations)
Song: Good Luck, Babe! (Chappell Roan)
TV: Big Boys, Baby Reindeer, The Traitors, Gladiators
Podcasts: The Screen Rot Podcast, Football Clichés, Career We Go, Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

31.12.2024 22:02 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

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My Favourite Tweets Of My Own Tweets 2024 Another banner year on X, formerly known as Twitter

These are my favourite posts, formerly known as tweets, from X, formerly known as Twitter, that I done this year (2024).

medium.com/@JonnyGabrie...

31.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Hang on, why is Jools Holland's Hootenanny line-up just the Portsmouth starting XI from the 2008 FA Cup final?

31.12.2024 13:03 — 👍 58    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

One hundred percent.

29.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a further cost cutting measure, Jim Ratcliffe has announced that Manchester United mascot Fred the Red will be humanely destroyed.

29.12.2024 19:57 — 👍 96    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1
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Can't wait to get stuck into this.

25.12.2024 11:25 — 👍 73    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Scrooge's Fitbit.

24.12.2024 19:49 — 👍 78    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 2
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SIMON'S STORY | Ten Years On
YouTube video by pnefcofficial SIMON'S STORY | Ten Years On

My brother loved Preston North End. Deepdale is where he made many happy memories: with me, with his friends, with strangers. Cheering goals. Celebrating victories.

Then, ten years ago today, he died by suicide.

This is his story.

youtu.be/1DIGtU19a8Q?...

21.12.2024 10:11 — 👍 116    🔁 22    💬 5    📌 0
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Santa Paws is coming to town.

18.12.2024 08:27 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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That did seem to be the consensus.

16.12.2024 18:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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