You ever been so blitzed you have to close one eye to read words?

10 vinyl witch hat atelier brushbug stickers and a sleepy pin, which you can get in a set. they are durable and will stick to your phone without peeling off! I have one on my own phone case.

Got my brushbug stickers up! If you want a pin, you should get these too in the set for a discount! #witchhatatelier

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I picked up pikmin bloom and sent the troops off to get me an apple. Little did I know they were stealing one from a church.

I tried to dad and lad hunt a mouse with our cat this morning. He has thousands of years of evolution making him the perfect killer, and me, well, I can move the vacuum out of the way

If you haven’t played expedition 33 you owe it to yourself just for the soundtrack alone.

Disney princess but it’s me and I summon all the rats in the city to my yard after scream singing simple and clean in the shower

Dog vision

-bowl of water Matt just freshly got for me: trash

-puddle full of god knows what: ambrosia

A frequent issue

Webcam latency has allowed me to see my reflection blink.

The Robin’s nest was empty this morning. Our babies are all grown up and have left the nest.

I have decided to handle this poorly. I’ll be getting mom trashed on box wine and staring at my phone being truly upset that my children aren’t calling to check on me.

The musk trump realationshit is my new favorite way to describe how the dark side of the force always collapses inward on itself

Got a sweet Digivice for my birthday, went on a walk to try it out. Didn’t know that in order to win fights I had to stop and shake the thing with a righteous vigor while it flashes blue and red.

So anyway sorry random jogger who thought I was casting a spell.

God damn. Had an awesome birthday. Made all the more special with Trump and Musk having a messy break up and melt down on twitter.

Happy pride month

I don’t plan on getting Elden Ring nightreign. But seeing the adds play Bring me to life over boss fight footage does in fact bring me to life

I’m sad that my desire to not get a full slushee dumped down the back of my shirt is keeping me from seeing the Minecraft movie. I have never felt this level of weakness.

Dog at work: barks at me

Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right?

Dog at work: looks down barks quieter

After 16 years my favorite monster has returned maybe please god

If Disney made an Ewok VS Predator movie which team would you root for?

Kingmaker was mega stressful for me to play, I fell off after about 20 hours. Best thing I can recommend is to either just accept that you are going to make mistakes or play with a guide open.

More direct advice is don’t kill the bandit leader to early wander around and get experience and allies.

Mostly to relish every second I’m not Xehanort

So would my organization XIII name be Xamtt or Wexttham?

I blame Digimon for my love of ska

a large crowd of people are standing in front of a wall of flames ALT: a large crowd of people are standing in front of a wall of flames

Pat: “imma play this later, I’m enjoying a different game”

The fans:

Fun new game:

Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them

Took a swig from an Air Wick refill pod and now the lavender scent lives inside me.

Unrelated my stomach hurts.

The popcorn kernel that welded itself to the side of my tongue finally slid off. Imma ride this high for the next three days.

I think if my parents went with their original name for me I’d be way more of a Melvin than I am now

My favorite part of the odyssey is when Odysseus gets home and dresses up as a beggar so the suitors don’t kill him

And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them

Did you know?

Walrus calves blow raspberries

That’s unfortunately not a service I can provide, i can modify the grim reaper to be other things but otherwise I only add a heartfelt fist fight to funerals